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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostHail To the King
Me: “And your last name please?”
SC: “Doltar”
( Yes, he pronounced it "Dolt-ar" too )
...Me: “Which catalog are you ordering from?”
SC: “Uh, ummm.....uh...... fuckin’ uh wha....er.......shiiiit <click>”Last edited by XCashier; 08-05-2010, 06:59 PM.I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Quoth Jester View PostConditioning. He is quite used to this shit at this point. Also, he doesn't have to keep a straight face. They can't see him. He just has to keep a straight voice.
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I too would've originally thought that "Red" would be a bus or transit route, because I would've kicked myself if this guy was asking for the cop's favourite colour.
In the land owned by Royalty, i.e. Britain, we call the men in yellow jackets "Rail Enforcement Officers" and the men with hats and suits "Revenue Protection Officers"... well, that's what the rail companies like to call them all. The greater public just call them the "Ticket Inspectors".
The only people with any actual power to arrest are the "British Transport Police", a spin-off of London's "Metropolitan Police", the last sighting of which involved three officers accompanying and then escorting a man on to a train. They didn't leave his sight until the doors were locked and coaches moving.
Sometimes I wonder how our taxes are spent in this society. Even The Queen herself gives two-thirds of her income to the state.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostPrecisely. Also, my mic has a mute switch so that I may rage or make the appropriate snide remarks in response without them hearing me. This seems to entertain some of my coworkers as it makes me sound ragingly bipolar."Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
"...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."
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Quoth Alteran Ancient View PostIn the land owned by Royalty, i.e. Britain, we call the men in yellow jackets "Rail Enforcement Officers" and the men with hats and suits "Revenue Protection Officers"... well, that's what the rail companies like to call them all. The greater public just call them the "Ticket Inspectors".
The only people with any actual power to arrest are the "British Transport Police", a spin-off of London's "Metropolitan Police", the last sighting of which involved three officers accompanying and then escorting a man on to a train. They didn't leave his sight until the doors were locked and coaches moving.
Sometimes I wonder how our taxes are spent in this society. Even The Queen herself gives two-thirds of her income to the state.Final Fantasy XIV - Acorna Starfall - Ragnarok (EU Legacy)
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostYou've dropped the old fashion Cold War paranoia and gone straight to implying a geriatric gang bang with British royalty. I'll give you a point for creative flare. Although I may have to likewise penalize you for the unsettling mental image. As you seem to be implying that while one army is abstaining from the Queen's auxiliary port of call, every other army was incapable of resisting the vaguely Bengay scented nectar of her honey pot.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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