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[ShootMePlease]

Those chicks were bitches. A good smack in the face would do them good


Hey Wenchie !! I bought the puppy hat from the website you have on your sig. I'm jazzed to get it !!

[Wenchie]

That first "lady", was she an American? I thought that most people would be aware of the holiday, but if she were European she might not remember exactly when Thanksgiving is.
The "don't deserve holidays" line make her unbelievably sucky, though.

All of my callers are local to me.

See. That is your problem. You also made suggestions.

Wenchie: Sorry. Not supported. Anything else I can help you with? *repeat as needed*

We may have to put you back down on the operating table and find that rogue piece of heart you apparently still have.

If I could, I would. I'm required to give them suggestions or point them in the right direction. This is not by choice.

And the acid reflux is working on killing my heart right now (or that's what it feels like) so shouldn't have much longer.

Those chicks were bitches. A good smack in the face would do them good


Hey Wenchie !! I bought the puppy hat from the website you have on your sig. I'm jazzed to get it !!

Agreed.

Oh, and pics when you get it. Or I don't believe. ^_^

[Jester]

Who would call for tech support only to keep cutting off the phone rep and refusing to follow any of their instructions?

Okay, I'll field this one.

Who? I'll tell you who:

Idiots, morons, imbeciles, stupid people, egotistical fuckwads, dickwads, dickheads, fucktrumpets, assholes, ass clowns, ass hats, dumbasses, dummies, the feeble-minded, self-important twits, dicks, pricks, cocks, shitheads, douchebags, douchnozzles, douchewaffles, douchesauruses, bitches, bastards, buttheads, the brainless, the daft, the empty-headed, the self-righteous, the sanctimonious, the mentally deficient, entitlement whores, blockheads, boneheads, cretins (who are cloning and feeding), dimwits, halfwits, the witless, dunces, fools, ignoramuses (ignorami?), nincompoops, pinheads, dolts, dunces, fools, jackasses, simpletons, the French, the majority of Lake City, Florida, the audiences of "Jersey Shore" and "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," 3 people who know who they are in Verona, New Jersey, and the French.

I don't buy for a minute that that woman literally works every single day of the year, never takes any time off, blah blah.

I DO believe that there are people like this. Is this woman one of them? Doesn't really matter. Because even if she IS, the fact that SHE does this does not mean that the rest of us need to live by HER ridiculous fucking standards.

[taxguykarl]

Who would call for tech support only to keep cutting off the phone rep and refusing to follow any of their instructions?

Okay, I'll field this one.

Who? I'll tell you who:

Idiots, morons, imbeciles, stupid people, egotistical fuckwads, dickwads, dickheads, fucktrumpets, assholes, ass clowns, ass hats, dumbasses, dummies, the feeble-minded, self-important twits, dicks, pricks, cocks, shitheads, douchebags, douchnozzles, douchewaffles, douchesauruses, bitches, bastards, buttheads, the brainless, the daft, the empty-headed, the self-righteous, the sanctimonious, the mentally deficient, entitlement whores, blockheads, boneheads, cretins (who are cloning and feeding), dimwits, halfwits, the witless, dunces, fools, ignoramuses (ignorami?), nincompoops, pinheads, dolts, dunces, fools, jackasses, simpletons, the French, the majority of Lake City, Florida, the audiences of "Jersey Shore" and "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," 3 people who know who they are in Verona, New Jersey, and the French.

And of course....SC's!!!!

[Jay 2K Winger]

Who? I'll tell you who:

Idiots, morons, imbeciles, stupid people, egotistical fuckwads, dickwads, dickheads, fucktrumpets, assholes, ass clowns, ass hats, dumbasses, dummies, the feeble-minded, self-important twits, dicks, pricks, cocks, shitheads, douchebags, douchnozzles, douchewaffles, douchesauruses, bitches, bastards, buttheads, the brainless, the daft, the empty-headed, the self-righteous, the sanctimonious, the mentally deficient, entitlement whores, blockheads, boneheads, cretins (who are cloning and feeding), dimwits, halfwits, the witless, dunces, fools, ignoramuses (ignorami?), nincompoops, pinheads, dolts, dunces, fools, jackasses, simpletons, the French, the majority of Lake City, Florida, the audiences of "Jersey Shore" and "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," 3 people who know who they are in Verona, New Jersey, and the French.

Just the audiences of "Jersey Shore" and "Real Housewives"?

Also, I like that you listed the French twice.

[morgana]

Jester, have I told you lately that I love you?

[Wenchie]

Also, I like that you listed the French twice.

Yeah, I noticed that too...

Jester, have I told you lately that I love you?

I second this... Jester, will you marry me?

[ShootMePlease]

Oh, and pics when you get it. Or I don't believe. ^_^

Believe, Wenchie !! Believe !!

[Wenchie]

Believe, Wenchie !! Believe !!

Very cute! ^_^

I love Susan's hats. I'm wearing the one telecom_goddess sent me right now.

[tropicsgoddess]

(l)users will.

First rule of IT support is "Users lie. Always."

It's to cover up deny their own screw-ups.

B

edited for truth!