Wherein I Am Beset By Lusts

[Gravekeeper]

OMG. Please, PLEASE Gravekeeper:

I couldn't possibly do that of course, and even if I did I wouldn't just throw it on the Internet forever or anything.

[Mikkel]

Quite nice. A sexy voice but not really feminine.

[Megg]

Um, maybe the guys hitting on you are of the homosexual variety ... or they like their women with manly voices! Sexy, for sure (sounds familiar, oddly lol) but nowhere NEAR female. Like at all. People confuse and amuse me greatly.

[Kheldarson]

Oh my. *waves hand to cool off*

I can't imagine how anyone can mistake you for a girl.

Maybe those up in the frozen wastelands can't tell the difference anymore? Maybe they're like dwarves?

[Mishi]

Wow, you have a gorgeous voice! Not feminine at all though, so I don't know where they're getting 'female phonesex operator' from.

[EvilEmpryss]

I couldn't possibly do that of course, and even if I did I wouldn't just throw it on the Internet forever or anything.

I literally could not finish listening to this without falling out of my chair. I may be the first recorded case of someone *actually* rolling on the floor and laughing their ass off. Okay, that may still be a little exaggeration. My ass is still attached.

The very next thing I did after getting up was call Panacea to get her to listen to it. I could barely talk through the laughter.

Oh yeah, and I can definitely hear the difference in the voices. I take back all my comments about you possibly sounding like "Peggy". You do have a very nice voice, though. Were I single, I might be tempted to hit on you at 3 in the morning.

Thank you, GK, you made my week.

[Sapphire Silk]

Well, I did just finish listening to it, EE, and had a similar reaction.

Wow. With a voice like that, I'd date you sight unseen

However, folks, I want to make it official. Evil Empryss has a superpower.

Detect: When Panacea is taking a nap, mental sense group, usable at range (megascale, +1/2), N-ray (10 points), OAF telephone (-1). Total cost 13 points.

It was worth it though

[Stryker One]

People hear what they want to hear..

[AriRashkae]

I couldn't possibly do that of course, and even if I did I wouldn't just throw it on the Internet forever or anything.

Don't get it. Then again, you sound very much like my younger brother, and that would be creepy.

[Hyena Dandy]

You sound kinda like my friend Shade... But you do sound sexy. Definitely not FEMALE sexy, but, sexy.

Maybe everyone hitting on you is gay?

[aveart]

the 'disconbubulated' person must have had the same teacher as my mother... he taught his class big words before word of the day toilet paper was cool.

[laborcat]

Were I single, I might be tempted to hit on you at 3 in the morning.

Thank you, GK, you made my week.

Single be damned, I'd hit on him at 3am if I could. Fortunately for GK, I am rarely awake at that ungodly time of night. And I already own enough pants, no matter how addictive they might be

[Mr Hero]

You sound like a DJ for a radio station that would play smooth classic jazz.

[EvilEmpryss]

Me: “And what would you like to order?”
SC: “Uh.....I forgot.”

Oooo! I know! I know!

He wanted. . . pants!!!!

[cinema guy]

Diplomatic Relations

But I urge you to attempt to plug the Volvo sized holes in your story with something larger than golf balls if you wish to persist with this fabrication.

And yet BP tried golf balls to plug the Deepwater Horizon Oil leak. Guess they didn't work there either.

None the less, you realized that ( Surprise! ) your wallet and your phone, with all of its diplomatic cables and contact numbers, is now shockingly in the possession your female companion

My immediate thought was 'It's Julian Assange in drag.'

.... Because the entire contents of your cell will probably be on Wikileaks by the end of the week.

Yep.

No, That's Quite Alright

SC: “Someone pushed the button that wasn’t supposed to be pushed.”

...

SC: “And he’s gonna delete the Commonwealth and if that happens the UN will go to war with the Commonwealth.”

Maybe it was the Commonwealth delete button.

Along with countries like Jamaica and Australia? Yes, truly we will strike fear into the hearts of our enemies. Generations to come will speak in hushed whispers of the G'dayMonEh shock troops and their daring but politely quiet midnight raids.

And yet Australian troops fought so ferociously in Africa in WWII that the Italians believed their leather jackets were bulletproof.