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Quoth AquaGirl View PostThe manager told me that I needed to be sure to keep the pharmacist from leaving early,
Morons in management indeed.Teach a SC to fish... and they will whine about you not catching, filleting, frying, and serving it up on a silver platter for them. - EvilEmpryss
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That manager needed to be taken out back, have her head placed in the dumpster, and have the lid SLAMMED down on it repeatedly.
What? It's not like it would do any damage. Think about it. You can't get brain damage if you have no brain, and you can't break the neck of someone without a fucking spine.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth Jester View PostThat manager needed to be taken out back, have her head placed in the dumpster, and have the lid SLAMMED down on it repeatedly.
What? It's not like it would do any damage. Think about it. You can't get brain damage if you have no brain, and you can't break the neck of someone without a fucking spine."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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Quoth Sheldonrs View PostIn her defense, the Redneck woman was probably extra cranky since she found out her usual method of BC (that being a mixture of honey, thumb tacks and 'gator dung) wasn't as reliable as her maw had said.
Thanks, Sheldon. I have now laughed myself breathless and need CPR.
And I don't need any more story ideas . . . I have enough running through my head now that I can't keep organized.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Quoth Stryker One View PostAnyone else suddenly thinking about the contraceptive "jelly" episode of House?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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Wow. Where to begin...
Quoth AquaGirl View PostOn Sundays we closed at 6pmQuoth AquaGirl View PostI responded-and was backed up by the tech who was present and the pharmacist from that day, that we closed on time
Quoth AquaGirl View Post"people shopping in the store when he showed up".
Quoth AquaGirl View PostThe manager told me that I needed to be sure to keep the pharmacist from leaving early
Quoth AquaGirl View Postnot only had we treated her husband as if he were a "redneck"Quoth AquaGirl View Postthe woman who said I was now making HER feel like a redneck."Sorry, the restaurant is closed in honor of customer appreciation day."
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Quoth Grrrrrrr View Post(In my best Jeff Foxworthy voice) If you lack the planing and problem solving skills necessary to function in a grocery store, you just might be a redneck.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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Quoth Ill_Used_Heroine View PostWell, it is the funniest of the two-digit numbers.
There is, after all, 69.
Let the giggles ensue.
Quoth Jay 2K Winger View PostAnyone else think this line should be sent to Foxworthy and tell him, "Go ahead and keep this one."
My Foxworthy-esque line from last year: If you believe that Mount Gay rum is a rum designed for gay people to drink....you just might be a redneck!
Other such lines from my work: If you ask for Busch in a can, you just might be a redneck.
If you ask what kind of beers we have in a can, you just might be a redneck.
If you ask how to get to the UPSTAIRS roof deck, you just might be a redneck. Actually, you're probably just a dumbass....being a redneck has nothing to do with this one. I just couldn't resist.
If you seriously ask if the Gulf of Mexico and Atlantic Ocean are pretty well stocked with fish or are fished out, brother, you are most definitely one STUPID redneck.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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