Redneck Woman

[Mike Taylor]

Some women take birth control as a treatment for medical conditions.

This is true. They do wonders as inexpensive mood stabilizers.

[OfficeSlug]

The manager told me that I needed to be sure to keep the pharmacist from leaving early,

Since when is that YOUR job?!

Morons in management indeed.

[AquaGirl]

Since when is that YOUR job?!

Morons in management indeed.

Yes and she said it in front of said pharmacist. Guess she was trying to save face but to me it just made her sound dumb...er.

[Jester]

That manager needed to be taken out back, have her head placed in the dumpster, and have the lid SLAMMED down on it repeatedly.

What? It's not like it would do any damage. Think about it. You can't get brain damage if you have no brain, and you can't break the neck of someone without a fucking spine.

[Ironclad Alibi]

That manager needed to be taken out back, have her head placed in the dumpster, and have the lid SLAMMED down on it repeatedly.

What? It's not like it would do any damage. Think about it. You can't get brain damage if you have no brain, and you can't break the neck of someone without a fucking spine.

It might damage the dumpster.

[Ill_Used_Heroine]

-------->42

Well, it is the funniest of the two-digit numbers.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

In her defense, the Redneck woman was probably extra cranky since she found out her usual method of BC (that being a mixture of honey, thumb tacks and 'gator dung) wasn't as reliable as her maw had said.

Thanks, Sheldon. I have now laughed myself breathless and need CPR.

And I don't need any more story ideas . . . I have enough running through my head now that I can't keep organized.

[Becks]

Anyone else suddenly thinking about the contraceptive "jelly" episode of House?

I am!!! I am!!!!

[Grrrrrrr]

Wow. Where to begin...

On Sundays we closed at 6pm

I responded-and was backed up by the tech who was present and the pharmacist from that day, that we closed on time

Crazy thought: Don't walk into a pharmacy as it is closing (or after it has closed) and wonder why you can't get your prescription?

"people shopping in the store when he showed up".

If this were say, 1986 and the story came from the Ozark Mountains, I MIGHT be willing to accept the whole "How is the pharmacy closed when the store is open" reply, but I mean, really? Neither customer has ever once walked into a grocery store at night and noticed the pharmacy and or photo department closed? If you see her again you may want to head her next little adventure off at the pass and say "Yes, the store hours sigh SAYS we are open from 10am to 6pm, but it does not count on December 25th".

The manager told me that I needed to be sure to keep the pharmacist from leaving early

My new favorite quote. I think your store manager was smoking some bad crack that day. Sure, have an associate block the exit when a pharmacist tries to leave. I am sure if you actually ever DID try this, it would go well. "Sorry, BITCH! But's 5:59, and you are staying for another 45 seconds OR ELSE!". Try this on a Monday, and you may as well not even bother showing up Tuesday. Seriously, if the pharmacist says he or she is leaving, what are you supposed to do about it?

not only had we treated her husband as if he were a "redneck"

the woman who said I was now making HER feel like a redneck.

(In my best Jeff Foxworthy voice) If you lack the planing and problem solving skills necessary to function in a grocery store, you just might be a redneck.

[Jay 2K Winger]

(In my best Jeff Foxworthy voice) If you lack the planing and problem solving skills necessary to function in a grocery store, you just might be a redneck.

Anyone else think this line should be sent to Foxworthy and tell him, "Go ahead and keep this one."

[Jester]

Well, it is the funniest of the two-digit numbers.

Second funniest.

There is, after all, 69.

Let the giggles ensue.

Anyone else think this line should be sent to Foxworthy and tell him, "Go ahead and keep this one."

Fuck no. Make him pay for it. Lord knows he'll make money off it!

My Foxworthy-esque line from last year: If you believe that Mount Gay rum is a rum designed for gay people to drink....you just might be a redneck!

Other such lines from my work: If you ask for Busch in a can, you just might be a redneck.

If you ask what kind of beers we have in a can, you just might be a redneck.

If you ask how to get to the UPSTAIRS roof deck, you just might be a redneck. Actually, you're probably just a dumbass....being a redneck has nothing to do with this one. I just couldn't resist.

If you seriously ask if the Gulf of Mexico and Atlantic Ocean are pretty well stocked with fish or are fished out, brother, you are most definitely one STUPID redneck.