I hope your children die!

[dragon_wings]

This story happened a few months ago. It was the night before a state wide standardize test for, I believe elementary or middle school. At 9:59 (and 55 seconds) 2 ladies come up to the door (which I had already closed and locked, waiting for our last customer so I could let them out) and ask if they can't come in to get just a ruler. Cause one of them has a kid taking the test tomorrow and kid needs a ruler. In a moment of weakness I look a the cashier to see what he thinks and he's like 'Hell no' so I turn back and say 'Sorry we're closed.' This does not please them and one says to me 'I hope your children die!' Cue jaw drop. I later text my boyfriend the story and his response is 'Good thing we aren't planning on having kids then.'

[Tama]

That's all I can think of to say.

[hinakiba777]

I'm sorry WHAT!? So in her mind a ruler is equal to the lives of all your possible future progeny?! REALLY?!

[dragon_wings]

That's all I can think of to say.

Exactly.

I'm sorry WHAT!? So in her mind a ruler is equal to the lives of all your possible future progeny?! REALLY?!

Idk. I guess.

[Thatgirl71]

What a sick evil bitch, in all my days working retail I have never heard anyone as angry as they were, ever say something like that.

Seriously, what an awful person.

[Zellie Crescent]

This just might be the evil bitch in me, or it might be the beer (drinking again, yay) but I would've said "you too."

[dragon_wings]

This just might be the evil bitch in me, or it might be the beer (drinking again, yay) but I would've said "you too."

I was too stunned then to say anything. And I'm notoriously bad at quick comebacks.

[Kristev]

What a cruel thing to say!

[Jester]

I would've said "you too."

I wouldn't have been quite so brief. Perhaps something more along the lines of "Well, lady, I hope your twat catches on fire, your husband gets a case of the crabs from a transsexual crack-addicted whore, and your children fall down an elevator shaft and die a gruesomely painful death from having every bone and vital organ in their body shattered upon impact."

But that's just off the top of my head. With some more time, I might say something really mean.

[EricKei]

one says to me 'I hope your children die!'

(to the *ahem* lady): Why? Did yours already commit hara-kiri out of shame for being associated with you?

[MoonCat]

She's lucky you didn't shove that ruler up her hoo-ha.

And why didn't the damn kid already have a ruler? That's pretty basic equipment, isn't it?

[Nyoibo]

I'm just thinking of the day when she says that to the wrong person, possibly someone who has lost a child, and procedes to have the ability to voluntarily use her face hole taken away from her.

[XCashier]

And why didn't the damn kid already have a ruler? That's pretty basic equipment, isn't it?

You would think so, but Bitchy Momma doesn't sound like the type to plan ahead or have a backup plan. I'd be surprised if there were any measuring instruments at the house at all.

Yet another person who proves the saying, "Lack of planning on your part is not an emergency on my part."

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I'm just thinking of the day when she says that to the wrong person, possibly someone who has lost a child, and procedes to have the ability to voluntarily use her face hole taken away from her.

Let her come up to a certain WM store north of me and say something like that to my g/f Poohbear (she lost her twin girls in Feb. @21 weeks.)

Poohbear would probably not only rip that heartless woman a new a-hole, but also use that freshly ripped a-hole to shove the woman's head so far up it she'd never be able to crap it out.

[Skeen]

'I hope your children die!'

"I hope yours fail!"