This story happened a few months ago. It was the night before a state wide standardize test for, I believe elementary or middle school. At 9:59 (and 55 seconds) 2 ladies come up to the door (which I had already closed and locked, waiting for our last customer so I could let them out) and ask if they can't come in to get just a ruler. Cause one of them has a kid taking the test tomorrow and kid needs a ruler. In a moment of weakness I look a the cashier to see what he thinks and he's like 'Hell no' so I turn back and say 'Sorry we're closed.' This does not please them and one says to me 'I hope your children die!' Cue jaw drop. I later text my boyfriend the story and his response is 'Good thing we aren't planning on having kids then.'
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That's all I can think of to say.
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Quoth Sarah ValentineThis just might be the evil bitch in me, or it might be the beer (drinking again, yay) but I would've said "you too."Driver Picks the Music, Shotgun Shuts His Cakehole.
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Quoth Sarah Valentine View PostI would've said "you too."
But that's just off the top of my head. With some more time, I might say something really mean.
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Quoth dragon_wings View Postone says to me 'I hope your children die!'"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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I'm just thinking of the day when she says that to the wrong person, possibly someone who has lost a child, and procedes to have the ability to voluntarily use her face hole taken away from her.If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate
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Quoth MoonCat View PostAnd why didn't the damn kid already have a ruler? That's pretty basic equipment, isn't it?
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Quoth Nyoibo View PostI'm just thinking of the day when she says that to the wrong person, possibly someone who has lost a child, and procedes to have the ability to voluntarily use her face hole taken away from her.
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