Can I have your number baby?

[Zellie Crescent]

I've had a guy try and flirt with me on the phone and ask me for my number and facebook info and he even had to audacity to tell me he was married!

What a creepy scumbag.

[Kisa]

And THIS is why you people asking for your phone number.

Awe dam I was hoping no one caught that one! (don't wanna sound full of myself here but) I am a fairly attractive girl, but the uniforms we wear (waist high pants, baggy tucked in shirt, a hairnet and a hat) isn't exactly sexy. Doesn't stop guys from hittin on me tho

[Mr Hero]

Awe dam I was hoping no one caught that one! (don't wanna sound full of myself here but) I am a fairly attractive girl

Be that as it may, it's still not up to you to decide if you get the Pretty Girl Discount. We both know what happened last time a girl decided to qualify herself for the discount. JKJK I'm sure you're different.

[Kisa]

Be that as it may, it's still not up to you to decide if you get the Pretty Girl Discount. We both know what happened last time a girl decided to qualify herself for the discount. JKJK I'm sure you're different.

I got all sad when I read the first half but then laughed I don't ask for discounts. Working in customer service made me a better customer. Now I wipe down my table, wait patiently and treat the employees like I like to be treated. I only get bitchy if they do
And I guess I look a lot different in my street clothes. Once I stopped by my work to pick up my check (usually I get it while i'm already there) and NO ONE RECOGNISED ME!!

[HappyFun Ball]

Reminds me of when I used to go into a fat chicks chat room (I'm the fat chick).. I'd get IM's from guys who claim they loooooove big women.. When I would not cyber or reveal things that are none of their business, they'd call me fat ass and all kind of fat names. I'd tell em I wasn't too fat a minute ago when you were begging me to tell you my breast size ya douche bag.

[wolfie]

This is why I miss chivalry. Yes, it was terribly sexist, but at least if I saw an idiot behaving like this towards a lady I'd be justified in running him through with a sword.

Or at least give him an acute case of "yew poisoning" (cf. Westerns where someone talks about "an acute case of lead poisoning").

For good measure, I quit waitressing after one overnight shift when I was stiffed twice by creepy guys. Once because I wouldn't sit on the guy's lap, and the other because I wouldn't give this guy my number. Thanks for the stiff, pricks.

I'm surprised that Sheldon hasn't weighed in on this. Creepy guys were upset that you wouldn't take one kind of "stiff" from them, so they gave you another.

Reminds me of when I used to go into a fat chicks chat room (I'm the fat chick).. I'd get IM's from guys who claim they loooooove big women.. When I would not cyber or reveal things that are none of their business, they'd call me fat ass and all kind of fat names. I'd tell em I wasn't too fat a minute ago when you were begging me to tell you my breast size ya douche bag.

Guys like that should get a mirror. After all, they are bigger boobs than any woman has.

Just curious, but why do people refer to obnoxious guys as "douche bags" or "douche nozzles"? After all, with an attitude like theirs, they won't wind up where a douche nozzle is normally appllied.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Because when Booger said it in Revenge of the Nerds, the laughter was so epic it's still echoing to this very day.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I love when creepy guys hit on you, you turn them down, and then the insults fly! My, some people's egos are just a little bit sensitive, aren't they?

For good measure, I quit waitressing after one overnight shift when I was stiffed twice by creepy guys. Once because I wouldn't sit on the guy's lap, and the other because I wouldn't give this guy my number. Thanks for the stiff, pricks.

Is it wrong i read this without noticing the comma at first.....

OK...I have to admit I laughed at that, I assume, accidental combination of words.

Hey! Outta my gutter! Unless you brought tacos. Mmmm, tacos.

(sorry for the language & imagery,but it truly conveys the essence of this oxygen-waster) "Man,I'd eat the peanuts outta her shit!"

Really? Let's test that theory.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Because when Booger said it in Revenge of the Nerds, the laughter was so epic it's still echoing to this very day.

Right alongside of Lewis Skolnick's infamous snorting laughter.

One of the best movies ever.

[Indigo]

Some guys dont understand when you are working you are only being nice because YOU ARE WORKING! Managers typically frown upon employees treating customers rudely (no matter how rude they are to you) so we are forced to smile and laugh no matter how sucky a customer is

When customers get really obnoxious about wanting my number or wanting to know when my shift is over (despite me flashing the engagement ring in their face) I remind them that while I'm paid to be nice to customers, it only goes so far and they're treading on the line. If they want to keep it up after that I remind them that I work in a camping store - I have access to all sorts of sharp pointy objects as well as bear spray

The awesome thing is that my supervisors are ok with me saying that.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Also, many guys don't understand that women do not exist to fulfill any of their entitlement issues. These guys think women are there for them, to please them and to be available to them. Therefore, when one does not respond favorably to flirting/requests for numbers/propositions/ape noises on the street, she clearly does not know her proper place and therefore must be punished.

[XCashier]

Also, many guys don't understand that women do not exist to fulfill any of their entitlement issues. These guys think women are there for them, to please them and to be available to them. Therefore, when one does not respond favorably to flirting/requests for numbers/propositions/ape noises on the street, she clearly does not know her proper place and therefore must be punished.

QFT. Sadly, misogyny is alive and well in the 21st century.

[MadMike]

Also, many guys don't understand that women do not exist to fulfill any of their entitlement issues. These guys think women are there for them, to please them and to be available to them. Therefore, when one does not respond favorably to flirting/requests for numbers/propositions/ape noises on the street, she clearly does not know her proper place and therefore must be punished.

Once in awhile, one of these idiots gets put in his place by a woman. I got to see it happen a couple of years ago, and it was priceless!

My friend Nikki, who I've mentioned a few times, is a tall, heavy-set blonde girl. She's worked as concert security and as a truck driver. She's a tough girl who doesn't take shit from anyone. I've seen several people find this out the hard way.

We were out at karaoke, and she told me several times in the past few weeks, this one guy sneaked up behind her and groped her, and then vanished before she had a chance to do anything about it. A week or so later, it happened again, but this time she managed to corner him by the front door and call him on it.

He looked her in the eye and told her, "Let me tell ya something! I weigh 195 lbs! I don't like girls who weigh more than I do."

I had just enough time to step out of the way before she flipped out on him. She started screaming at him to "Get out! Get the fuck out!" as she repeatedly pushed him towards the door, and eventually through the door, while he had this look on his face. I thought they were going to kick her out for that, but they didn't. Better yet, the owner was sitting out on the porch when that happened, and he just laughed at the guy and told him, "Don't even try to go back in there!"

After that, we never saw him again. I think she crushed his poor little ego.

She tried to apologize to me after that, and asked if she had embarrassed me. I told her, "No, that was pretty fucking funny!"

[PepperElf]

The OP reminds me of this cartoon.

LOL. Yeah I once memorized the number to a local mental hospital so I could give it out to annoying people.


and (off topic). is it bad that I see the "no" symbol on the comic when i run my mouse over it... which prompts me to screen-shot it, even though I didn't actually want a copy?

[Seshat]

Also, many guys don't understand that women do not exist to fulfill any of their entitlement issues. These guys think women are there for them, to please them and to be available to them. Therefore, when one does not respond favorably to flirting/requests for numbers/propositions/ape noises on the street, she clearly does not know her proper place and therefore must be punished.

I HATE that attitude! It drives me up the wall.

I exist to be myself. I am not some toy or robot for your amusement.