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Quoth Jester View PostYep. Like the day I learned what felching was. (From conversation, not experience, thank you very much!)
And on that note, I'm now starting to wonder if "Jibber jabber joo" can be a new euphenism for sexThe best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
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Quoth fireheart View PostLovely....(for the unfamiliar, felching basically involves sucking up the er....deposit a man makes after sex)
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth Jester View PostActually, it's more involved than that....but we'll let it go for now.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostYou know, it’s not the constant bad jokes that bother me, or the fact that every joke made on this line is basically the same. It’s that someone was sitting at home before they called and actually had the thought “Ha ha! I bet they’ve never heard this one before!” and prepared the joke in advance. Totally convinced of its hilarity.
Proof once again that most people never mature emotionally beyond the age of about 5. What're you gonna do?
What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper
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Quoth Jester View PostActually, it's more involved than that....but we'll let it go for now.
Quoth mharbourgirlI will make the joke and we will both laugh because it's a joke, and jokes are funny. And everyone will be happy, because I made the joke. Well done, self! ... .... I like pie.'
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Quoth mharbourgirl View PostActually, they're not thinking it's an *original* joke. You're giving them too much credit. It's more like 'Ah ha, this is the appropriate moment to make that joke that goes with this scenario. I will make the joke and we will both laugh because it's a joke, and jokes are funny. And everyone will be happy, because I made the joke. Well done, self! ... .... I like pie.'
From years of dealing with people in the bar/restaurant industry that constantly make the same joke without realizing they are doing just that, I can tell you that most people who make such jokes truly DO believe they are being original, and that no one before them has ever told such a joke.
Sad, but sadly true.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth Syriilord View PostThis explains sooo much. Nunavut is full of corrupted GLaDOS cores with access to the phone network
From what I've read of GK so far, there's not only the Pants Core but the Prince Charles Core, the Lucky Ticket Core, the Spelling Deficient Core, the Taxi Core, and the Smell Core.
Vick and the others could be a version of the Fact Core, as well, since the Fact Core often provides "facts" about Abraham Lincoln sleepwalking through freeing the slaves and other nonsense that seem awfully "Vick-like"Fiancee: We're going to need to do laundry. I'm out of clean pants.
Me: Sounds like a job for Gravekeeper!
Fiancee: What?!
Me: Nevermind.
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