Conviencence store Cacaphony!

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

(gets a horrifying mental image of him hanging his keys from a Prince Albert)

At least his pecker wouldn't sneeze violently.

[Sapphire Silk]

And this guy was a regular too! After this little incident he sported a bandage, wounded pride and not a single piercing. His tongue piercing, his ear piercings, everything. Gone.

His nipple ring, his Prince Albert

Because I'm evil that way.

I dunno if I should worship you or avoid you...o.o

Worship her Lucky girl . . . you beat me to it!

At least his pecker wouldn't sneeze violently.

No, but it might do other things with similar results . . . ouch!

Anyway, ackmeow, to !

Booze, cookies, and hugs are readily available. Bacon only if retailworkshorse doesn't get to it first.

Great first post, btw. I almost broke the first rule

[taurinejunkie]

When approached by security, the man claimed that he didn't have enough tobacco to roll so he used his own hair as a filler.

What the hell?
I have long hair, so sometimes when I'm smoking in windy conditions I'll get a hair touching the lit end of the cigarette; when that happens I get *this* close to so I really don't see how anyone would willingly smoke hair

[dalesys]

Gross, but not enough to warrant booting him out. Turns out it was tobacco. And hair.

I used to threaten my daughters that i would steal their packs and thread a hair through each ciggie.

(gets a horrifying mental image of him hanging his keys from a Prince Albert)

If it hasn't happened already it will arise shortly.

[LillFilly]

Gross, but not enough to warrant booting him out. Turns out it was tobacco. And hair.

But...we have to wonder HAIR FROM WHERE!?!?

[BrenDAnn]

Welcome. This post was...disturbing. Very disturbing. I was thinking about lunch, but I think I've lost my appetite now. Ugh...And you have my sympathies for working in a C-store, even a mall one!

[Sapphire Silk]

But...we have to wonder HAIR FROM WHERE!?!?

No! No we didn't! We didn't have to wonder that!

[BlaqueKatt]

As some one pursuing gender reassignment therapy, I see this as very encouraging. It's always nice to know that there are guys out there who will see past it.

note the use of the term "screw" and not "date" or "build a lasting relationship with", there are people out there that will screw farm animals and corpses, I do not find this encouraging.....

[downforit2008]

Can I live in Canada too? I'd do ANYTHING to get away from the Black Friday madness by living in a country that doesn't practice it.

No wonder Canada has such a low crime rate.

[wagegoth]

No! No we didn't! We didn't have to wonder that!

It's a guarantee that, on this board, that someone will take it there.

[Ironclad Alibi]

This one guy however bought a pack and was smoking a doobie outside that generated a foul odor beyond the norm. When approached by security, the man claimed that he didn't have enough tobacco to roll so he used his own hair as a filler.

Gross, but not enough to warrant booting him out. Turns out it was tobacco. And hair.

Would that somehow qualify as cannibalism?

[dalesys]

It's a guarantee that, on this board, that someone will take it there.

And a litle bit farther...

[mharbourgirl]

And a little bit farther...

Sheldon must be busy, or there'd be screaming from a lot of people right about now.

OP, welcome! Dude, that post was surreal, and I hope you post lots more because I love your style.

I have some Labatt's Blue, and tomorrow is chili and cheesebread day at my house, so you're welcome to drop by. There may even be some bacon around, if the Hubster hasn't eaten it all by now.

[ackmeow]

Sheldon must be busy, or there'd be screaming from a lot of people right about now.

OP, welcome! Dude, that post was surreal, and I hope you post lots more because I love your style.

I have some Labatt's Blue, and tomorrow is chili and cheesebread day at my house, so you're welcome to drop by. There may even be some bacon around, if the Hubster hasn't eaten it all by now.

Oh, trust me I've got lots. I'm still on forum probation so my posts are taking a while.

Some news about Mr. Nose-ring-no-longer: I talked to him yesterday and he said he put his keys on his nose ring to stretch the hole so he could put a bigger spacer in. The current hole in his nose looks nasty tho. Not quite sure what he was trying to accomplish.

[wolfie]

Apparently that one woman wasn't paying attention when she had to show ID -- a passport now, right? -- to get across the border. That's a surefire clue that you are in a different country, which might actually have different holidays, practices, etc. ...

Actually, Canada doesn't require a passport for visitors entering by land from the U.S. On the other hand, the U.S. DOES require a passport when such visitors try to return home.