Educated man and MADISON!

[Grape The Cat]

More tales from the Mart of Wal

I'm Educated!
The players:
EM: Educated Man(SC)
ME: me

I was at the service desk.
EM: I want to return this.< it's a toaster>
Me: Sure , sir do you have a receipt?
EM: No. I ain't got no receipt!
Me: Okay, well, it will go on a gift card then.
EM: Excuse me, I'm an educated man!
Me: Sir?
EM: You can't take advantage of me! I get cash for that because I paid cash! I'm an educated man!
Me: Sir, I'm sorry but that's our policy. Would you like to talk to a manager?
EM: NO! You will give me cash! I'm an educated man!
Me: Sir, I can't give you cash back without a receipt.
EM: Look, unlike you, I'm an educated man. You're probably a high school drop-out. I'm an educated man.
Me: Sir, I am afraid that without a receipt, i can only give you a gift card. I'm sorry.
EM: You uneducated, inbred hick! I'm an educated man!
Me: Okay sir, Let me get you a manger.
EM: Oh, calling for the Gestapo? I'm an educated man! I need my money back!
Me: I'm sorry sir but I can't give you money back without a receipt.
EM: F-ck you. I'm leaving! And I'm telling my family about this! I'm an educated man!!
Me: Have a great day sir.
EM: Whatever! I'm an educated man!
(At which point the "educated man tries to walk out the automatic in doors. While the doors are closed.)

Madison!

Me: Me
MM: Madison's Mom
C: customer

MM: MADISON! MADISON! MADISON!<to me> Have you seen Madison?
Me: Is Madison an employee?
MM: No she's no an uneducated hick like you! She's in middle school. She won her science fair.
Me: I'm sorry but I don't know what Madison looks like.
MM: We're in here every day! You must know who Madison is!
Me: I'm sorry ma'am but I don't.
MM: You worthless retard! MADISON! MADISON! MADISON! God, where is Madison? < to me again>You must know her, she won a science fair! More than you did I'll bet!
Me: Do you want me to have her paged?
MM: NO!! You think I want jealous people to know she's here! Madison won her science fair! MADISON!! MADISON!! (meanwhile a customer approaches with a microwave)
C: Hi. I need to return this microwave.
Me: Okay, do you have your receipt?
C: Yup. <hands it over>
Me: < processes her return> Okay ma'am the money went back on your card. Just sign...
MM: You can't help her, you haven't found Madison yet!
Me: < to MM> Ma'am I'm sorry but I can't leave the service desk . I'm the only one here.
MM: You're just jealous of Madison!! I hate you!!! MADISON!!! MADISON!! MADISON!!
Me: <to C> Sorry about that, ma'am I just need you to sign here.
C: Okay.<signs>
Me: Thank you ma'am you have a good day.
C: You too.
MM: YOU'RE JEALOUS OF MADISON!!!!!!! I'll have you fired!!<walks off>



M

[Argabarga]

I'm getting this inexplicable vibe that everyone here in this story, except for you and that one lone sane customer... is related.

[Mr Hero]

I'm getting this inexplicable vibe that everyone here in this story, except for you and that one lone sane customer... is related.

By blood AND marriage!

[cinema guy]

Maybe the Educated Man is named Madison?

[manybellsdown]

If I had Madison's mother, I'd be hiding too.

[emax4]

LOL Comeback to educated man: "If you were REALLY educated you would have learned reading and comprehension. G'bye LIAR! LOL

[dbuzman]

She doesn't know where Madison, whom I'm guessing is her daughter, is and she calls you a retard? I would have been tempted to call child services on her.

[sirwired]

Am I the only one that started humming "Educated Man" to the tune of "Triangle Man"?

(NOTE: This post is not meant, in any way, to denigrate Triangle Man, who is awesome, by associating him with Educated Man, who is not.) :-)

[Jay 2K Winger]

Am I the only one that started humming "Educated Man" to the tune of "Triangle Man"?

(NOTE: This post is not meant, in any way, to denigrate Triangle Man, who is awesome, by associated him with Educated Man, who is not.) :-)

Triangle Man SHOULD be denigrated. He doesn't like Particle Man, who does the things a particle can.

As for Madison... two things went through my head.

First, Madison went to live underwater with Tom Hanks.

Second, Press X to JASON!

[sirwired]

Triangle Man SHOULD be denigrated. He doesn't like Particle Man, who does the things a particle can.

Yeah, but when they have a fight, Triangle Wins.

Triangle Man could totally destroy Educated Man.

[AyreBiskits]

degraded man, Educated Man

[Argabarga]

Am I the only one that started humming "Educated Man" to the tune of "Triangle Man"?

(NOTE: This post is not meant, in any way, to denigrate Triangle Man, who is awesome, by associated him with Educated Man, who is not.) :-)

Well, they could always then go off and fight "My Ego is the Size of Entire Universe Man"

[MistressOfTangents]

More tales from the Mart of Wal

I'm Educated!
The players:
EM: Educated Man(SC)
ME: me


EM: Look, unlike you, I'm an educated man. You're probably a high school drop-out. I'm an educated man.
Me: Sir, I am afraid that without a receipt, i can only give you a gift card. I'm sorry.
EM: You uneducated, inbred hick! I'm an educated man!

My response "and you sir need an Education in manners, now piss off."

Good god what a twatpumpkin, you have my sympathy on having to deal with that graceless twerp Grape. He's the sort of man who makes me want to sing Blur's "Charmless man" at him at full volume. The finish was perfect though, don't you just love it when stupid entitled people own themselves.. and in public too

As for Madison's Mother, what the heck is she smoking?:

*hands over doughnut stash*

[Thatgirl71]

Seriously, wtf? lol
Educated man and Madisons's mom sound like a match made in heaven.

[Mamochan]

EM: Look, unlike you, I'm an educated man. You're probably a high school drop-out. I'm an educated man.

MM: No she's no an uneducated hick like you! She's in middle school. She won her science fair.

The managers where you work would hate me...
Simply because at this point I would be telling the customer I was getting a manager and not talking to the customer at all after those lines. Simply because if I said anything I am positive I would be very not nice because of the personal insults.

So either the manager takes to long and I rip the customers head off or the manager keeps having to deal with SC's....

Yea, they would hate me after a while.