You know, I've actually had the occasional person act shocked over people using the toilet when I worked at Kinko's, and also at the Olive Garden. My standard response that never failed to bring the person back down to earth:
Idiot: Where's (the guy running my order/my waiter/etc)???
Me: Oh, they'll be back, they just ran to the restroom....
Idiot: What? What are they doing in the restroom????
Me: (thoughtful pause, hard look over my spectacles). Do you...particularly want me to tell you?
Idiot:
No!
No, it's cool.
![Laughing](https://www.customerssuck.com/board/core/images/smilies/laugh.gif)
Reality check. Usually works.
Idiot: Where's (the guy running my order/my waiter/etc)???
Me: Oh, they'll be back, they just ran to the restroom....
Idiot: What? What are they doing in the restroom????
Me: (thoughtful pause, hard look over my spectacles). Do you...particularly want me to tell you?
Idiot:
![EEK!](https://www.customerssuck.com/board/core/images/smilies/eek.png)
![Embarrassment](https://www.customerssuck.com/board/core/images/smilies/redface.png)
![Laughing](https://www.customerssuck.com/board/core/images/smilies/laugh.gif)
Reality check. Usually works.
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