Holy crap. I have just gotten the stupidest (and possibly most entitled!) message I have EVER gotten from a potential* customer.
I'll just quote it here for you:
"hey i was wonderin if u could make a werewolf costume for me im a girl by tomorow please im in trouble i need ur help im begging u!!!!!"
Tomorrow.
By. Tomorrow. Something that takes a whole month of work at the VERY fastest (and which actually takes six to nine months, because I have a lengthy project list, and I'm not going to jump somebody to the front of it.)
I just... what. What the what. Seriously. I read this and then I had to read it three or four more times to make sure I'd read it right. I thought I could no longer be surprised at how stupid customers can be, but I was wrong!
*Not very potential, admittedly. I actually rather strongly suspect that in addition to wanting the insane feat of getting a costume made in a single day, she also wanted it for free/cheap.
I'll just quote it here for you:
"hey i was wonderin if u could make a werewolf costume for me im a girl by tomorow please im in trouble i need ur help im begging u!!!!!"
Tomorrow.
By. Tomorrow. Something that takes a whole month of work at the VERY fastest (and which actually takes six to nine months, because I have a lengthy project list, and I'm not going to jump somebody to the front of it.)
I just... what. What the what. Seriously. I read this and then I had to read it three or four more times to make sure I'd read it right. I thought I could no longer be surprised at how stupid customers can be, but I was wrong!
*Not very potential, admittedly. I actually rather strongly suspect that in addition to wanting the insane feat of getting a costume made in a single day, she also wanted it for free/cheap.
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