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...and I'm still crying inside.
...and I'm still crying inside.
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--Kim--
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Are we sure these people aren't actually writing really good stories, then running them through some sort of Crap Translator somewhere and posting them just for kicks? I prefer to believe that rather than believe anyone would actually think "I bet other people would like to read this!" Or maybe it's results from someone using the Infinite Monkey Theorum...
Seriously, I wrote better than that when I was four...and I couldn't really write, I could just draw letters."Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."Comment
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What was My Immortal again? I remember it being here.Military Spouse Support.
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Worst Harry Potter fanfic ever
I dunno, even a chatspeak translator couldn't produce crap like this and some others I've seen."I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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The googles! They do nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:: passes out copious amounts of brain bleach to everyone. ::SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!Comment
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OUCH! I've read some bad fanfic in my time. Hell I've *written* some bad fanfic in my time (back when I was about 8 or 9) but that is awful. I'm about to launch into "My Immortal" to see if it gets any worse. If I don't come back I'll be curled in the corner waiting for the men in white suits to take me away.Idiot-proofing myself since 1997Comment
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See you there. I'm already starting to get pictures in my mind. Terrible, disturbing pictures.Quoth Moonlight View Post"But I don't want to be among mad people."
You can't help that. We're all mad here. Every fucking one of us.Comment
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Oh my god. I hover between despair of the human race and, as a Tolkien purist, wanting to dig the author's eyeballs out of their skull with a rusty knife. This is a horrible Mary Sue, too. O.o
Believe me, this is not a child. There are teenagers out there who have little or no spelling skills, check fanfiction.net if you don't believe me.Comment
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My DD, who isn't the greatest speller out there, pointed out all the misspelled words in "My Immortal". When I read a bad fanfic I just want to go back, correct everything - if possible, and beat the author over the head with it until they scream 'Uncle'.Figers are vicious I tell ya. They crawl up your leg and steal your belly button lint.
I'm a case study.Comment
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Sauron is a fucking EYE at the time that the Lord Of The Rings is set. A fucking eye. He can't do SHIT.
Sorry, just had to get that out. ^^;;Comment
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Hot coffee can really do awful things to your sinus. And your computer screen.Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
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Sorry. XD If I wasn't swearing so much, maybe it would be sig-fied.
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It's not so much the bad spelling/grammar/punctuation...
It's the burning and bleeding of my eyes! Augh!
Jeez, I wrote better than that when I was 12 years old, but then again, I don't know how old this writer is."The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
Whoever said that "Nothing is impossible" never tried to slam a revolving door.Comment
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