NotAlwaysRight Stories

[Lace Neil Singer]

Sarcasm doesn't seem to register with this lady.

[eltf177]

I'm pretty sure Crai has done something similar to attempt to force productivity on uncooperative colleagues.

Yes, but some of that does push the envelope. This was perfectly legal and, more importantly, perfect karma as well...

[dalesys]

My understanding is that the old question was "Which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?"

Ah, but that *has* an answer. A pound of gold is 373.24 grams, while a pound of feathers is 453.59 grams, so the feathers weigh more.

However, an ounce of gold weighs more than an ounce of feathers, so the Troy's do avoir.

[wolfie]

Ah, but that's more to see if the students are actually awake and thinking. Akin to the old question "Which is heavier, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?"

My understanding is that the old question was "Which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?"

[notalwaysright]

I'm so annoying guys, but I don't really like this one. I mean, I've been looking at the menu of a drive through before and for some reason couldn't seem to find the item I want. I know it's there, but I don't see it right away and don't want to hold up the line, so I ask. That means I get made fun of? Sorry, I know it makes for a funny story, but eh.

[dalesys]

... "Which is heavier, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?"

Long, short, metric or shit?

[rvdammit]

Ah, but that's more to see if the students are actually awake and thinking. Akin to the old question "Which is heavier, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?"

Depends on the effect of gravity locally?

[lordlundar]

Sounds like my old history teacher who would often ask:

How many three-cent stamps are in a dozen?

Ah, but that's more to see if the students are actually awake and thinking. Akin to the old question "Which is heavier, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?"

[Jay 2K Winger]

https://notalwaysworking.com/wish-knew-quit/45679

A most interesting approach on getting rid of unproductive co-workers...

I'm pretty sure Crai has done something similar to attempt to force productivity on uncooperative colleagues.

[eltf177]

https://notalwaysworking.com/wish-knew-quit/45679

A most interesting approach on getting rid of unproductive co-workers...

[taxguykarl]

Sounds like my old history teacher who would often ask:

How many three-cent stamps are in a dozen?

[mjr]

Brilliant! Absolutely Brilliant!



I wish I'd thought of this...

https://notalwaysright.com/passive-a...ess-menu/55814

It almost reminds me of the people who would come to the King of Burgers and say, "How much are your 99 cent <burgers>?" or "I want your 99 cent <burger>."

[catcul]

Insane customer gets owned by another customer.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Trashy customer gets owned.

[Deserted]

I'm actually on the customer's side on this one. Who is the clerk to judge how someone else likes their coffee? It's like the old joke, I like my cream and sugar with a little coffee.