NotAlwaysRight Stories

[Ironclad Alibi]

The Specific Lengths People Will Go To For Books

What's funny about this is there is a web site that sells what he wants.

[catcul]

Instead of having a screw loose, this woman's screws have completely fallen out.

She accused the OP of cutting high school to work illegally in a store and got banned in the process.
Four years later, she accuses OP of underage drinking at a bar and gets banned in the process.

What's next? Is she going to report her to the rental car company?

[eltf177]

https://notalwaysright.com/sweet-suite-karma/60258

I have very mixed feelings about this one, which can go either way. Read the story and the comments...

[taxguykarl]

https://notalwaysworking.com/refuses-shift-blame/45990

What an arsehole. I would have refused to come in, too.

and look up local laws about stalking

[Lace Neil Singer]

https://notalwaysworking.com/refuses-shift-blame/45990

What an arsehole. I would have refused to come in, too.

[taxguykarl]

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.

No kidding...not only a jerk, but a gutless jerk. Good thing, the OP got a hold of someone at Corporate with at least half a brain.

[XCashier]

Corporate is aghast, admits they need to save costs, but costs could be saved by firing one incompetent manager rather than three employees...

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.

[Mr Hero]

Jay's signature seems appropriate in that story.

[wolfie]

WTF? (Mis-)manager was too chickenshit to do his own dirty work, so he gave someone a temporary promotion solely to fire people on a list he'd drafted. Serves him right to get the boot.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Link

Sucky Manager gives OP a temporary promotion to manager while he goes on a business trip. SM adds that OP will need to fire three employees to help save costs while he's gone. OP is aghast and calls Corporate. Corporate is aghast, admits they need to save costs, but costs could be saved by firing one incompetent manager rather than three employees...

Say it with me now: PWNT.

[catcul]

"Enjoy your breasts."

I swear I wasn't the one who posted this story on NAW.

[catcul]

Too bad they weren't Schweddy Balls

or chocolate salty balls?

[Mr Hero]

"How many balls am I holding?"

Too bad they weren't Schweddy Balls

[TheSHAD0W]

"How many balls am I holding?"

"The customer wants to buy this ball sack! Let's see, one, two, three..."

[Lace Neil Singer]

Not very charitable manager...