NotAlwaysRight Stories

[Pixelated]

"Um, lemme check if we have any in the back ..."

[Pixelated]

Best response to this: "An armored car then"

[Mental_Mouse]

No, they don't. The link is to a published patent application. That application never issued as a patent and was abandoned.

Probably a good thing....

[Ironclad Alibi]

And a commenter pointed out that IBM has a patent for it.

No, they don't. The link is to a published patent application. That application never issued as a patent and was abandoned.

[Mental_Mouse]

A disturbing idea: Global Profiting System.

And a commenter pointed out that IBM has a patent for it.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Karma gets delivered, in the end.

TL;DR - OP encounters crazy woman at coffee shop, who continues harrassing OP outside the shop, ends up antagonizing someone else and crazy woman gets banned from coffee shop; sometime later, OP witnesses crazy woman nearly hit a pedestrian in crosswalk, crazy woman complains about "unreasonable people" to OP, who agrees; crazy woman recognizes OP and then angrily speeds off, and gets pulled over by a cop

[catcul]

Now, that's how you deal with bigotry.

[Pixelated]

No, but I'm flattered that you think so

[catcul]

I finally have an entry on Not Always Working. Here's that thread on Customers Suck.

[catcul]

The manager sounds like someone that Ghel has worked for. She is also the perfect example of a user that can cause a data breach.

[catcul]

If you need evidence that some customers don't read signs, here's your sign.

[catcul]

It's amazing how some cities and towns in the USA are pronounced. By the time I was able to pronounce Dahlonega, GA, it was time to leave. At least I didn't have to tell my mother I was in the middle of Cumming, GA, anymore.

[Jay 2K Winger]

How to keep a class interested in the subject matter?

Make it relevant to their interests.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Somewhere, the Bastard Operator From Hell looks on and approves.

[taxguykarl]

Novel way of shutting down those "well I spoke to someone last time who said I could do it" scammers.

“I’m very sorry, sir. Angelica no longer works here; she had a history of giving people false information about our policies. We cannot honor anything Angelica told you.”

That's great, I'll use it at the tax office...We can't keep pinning everything on T.