NotAlwaysRight Stories

[catcul]

This one is almost horrific.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Customer attempts to invoke Customer Standard Time. It's not very successful.

[TheSHAD0W]

"Um, lemme check if we have any in the back ..."

Silence! I keel you!

[Pixelated]

"Um, lemme check if we have any in the back ..."

[Pixelated]

Best response to this: "An armored car then"

[Mental_Mouse]

No, they don't. The link is to a published patent application. That application never issued as a patent and was abandoned.

Probably a good thing....

[Ironclad Alibi]

And a commenter pointed out that IBM has a patent for it.

No, they don't. The link is to a published patent application. That application never issued as a patent and was abandoned.

[Mental_Mouse]

A disturbing idea: Global Profiting System.

And a commenter pointed out that IBM has a patent for it.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Karma gets delivered, in the end.

TL;DR - OP encounters crazy woman at coffee shop, who continues harrassing OP outside the shop, ends up antagonizing someone else and crazy woman gets banned from coffee shop; sometime later, OP witnesses crazy woman nearly hit a pedestrian in crosswalk, crazy woman complains about "unreasonable people" to OP, who agrees; crazy woman recognizes OP and then angrily speeds off, and gets pulled over by a cop

[catcul]

Now, that's how you deal with bigotry.

[Pixelated]

No, but I'm flattered that you think so

[catcul]

I finally have an entry on Not Always Working. Here's that thread on Customers Suck.

[catcul]

The manager sounds like someone that Ghel has worked for. She is also the perfect example of a user that can cause a data breach.

[catcul]

If you need evidence that some customers don't read signs, here's your sign.

[catcul]

It's amazing how some cities and towns in the USA are pronounced. By the time I was able to pronounce Dahlonega, GA, it was time to leave. At least I didn't have to tell my mother I was in the middle of Cumming, GA, anymore.