NotAlwaysRight Stories

[greek_jester]

https://notalwaysright.com/displayin...-idiocy/94236/

I just don't even know where to start with this one!

[Jay 2K Winger]

Now here's a way to stymie those "we have an incredible offer"-type of call center calls.

Ask them who they're calling for.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Maybe this bigoted student will learn something now... Brilliant response by the teacher!

[Arcus]

People like that always act so tough like everyone is afraid of them, yet they always miss when someone just looks at them unimpressed. They always learn the hard way what happens when you are not smart enough to see the warning signs.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Sucktomer: “I’m the (expletive) national wrestling champion. I’ve got hundreds of trophies, dozens of medals. What the (expletive) have you got you whiny (expletive)?"

Supervisor: *HEADBUTT*
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I am the Lava Master!

[apocolypse101]

(I was tempted to just block them in with my cab, but decided it wasn't worth it.)

You should have done that and then waited for them to come back as you ran the meter!

[Deserted]

https://notalwaysright.com/in-bad-company-3/91886/

Makes you wonder if Argabarga has ever been asked to tow a taxi.

There's something wrong with that tow company, because cabs most certainly can be towed, at least here in Desert Hell. (I've never had it happen to me, though. Around here, cabs can get away with a lot of stuff that would get other cars towed immediately.)

There's also something wrong with the cab company, because Big Green Cab Co (and I imagine most cab companies) can always tell who's in which cab -- no confusion, no "trying to figure it out," etc. The only thing that might happen is the driver won't answer his phone, in which case the company could send someone out with a spare key to remove the cab.

The person in that story should've called property management and complained. When I lived in my old apartment, I had cars towed out of my parking spot more than once. Assigned parking, jerks! Visitor parking is that way. (I was tempted to just block them in with my cab, but decided it wasn't worth it.)

[Lace Neil Singer]

This made me lol: https://notalwaysright.com/why-askin...-part-2/67740/

[Mr Hero]

https://notalwaysright.com/in-bad-company-3/91886/

Makes you wonder if Argabarga has ever been asked to tow a taxi.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Maybe don't throw your change at the cashier when they call you out on being short on your money?

Maybe that way you won't get banned from the restaurant.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Further proof of the secondary I.T. mantra--

Save early, safe often.

[siskaren]

And to make it even worse, her boss at her retail job told Crazy Lady where her other job is!

[Jay 2K Winger]

Crazy Lady expects a retail worker to be available to help her every time she comes in, and goes to the retail worker's full-time office job to ask that she be fired so she can work retail full-time instead.

[Jay 2K Winger]

*Customer hands cashier a $50 bill*
"It's okay, I just printed it this morning!"
“Yes, sir, it appears you did."

[Kittish]

On a scale of one to ten, though, how was my scream?

Fifteen. Never do that again.

That part just cracks me up entirely.

https://notalwaysright.com/avenging-...brother/88959/