{Game} Punish the SC!

[wolfie]

Punishment: The goodies were from a batch which had been recalled for botulism contamination, but whoever brought them in hadn't heard about the recall.

Crime: On a crowded bus, SC has his bag on the seat next to him, denying a seat to other passengers.

[taxguykarl]

Punishment: SC's front yard becomes a dog park--excrement removal strictly optional.

Crime: The SC enters a break room clearly marked EMPLOYEES ONLY and makes off with goodies left for staff.

[catcul]

Punishment: SC attends a 6 hour Black Eyed Peas concert.

Crime: SC's dog makes a mess in the aisle, SC doesn't clean it up.

[darkroxas45]

Punishment: SC gets to live in the car for a year and SE gets to have the Mansion and yacht forever on SC's expense


Crime: SC goes to Hot Topic and demands they play stuff like Frank Sinatra

[XCashier]

Punishment: A gang of Hell's Angels park their motorcycles all around his car, ensuring that he can't get out until they're darned good and ready to move their bikes. And if he throws a fit, he gets to speak to the leader, Tiny (6'7", 350 lbs of muscle, former boxer and bouncer with extremely low bullshit tolerance).

Crime: SC complains about how expensive the payments on her mansion and yacht are to the store employee who's living in his 20-year-old car due to poverty.

[wolfie]

Punishment: Everyone in line behind the SC is handed a salmon. Time for some fish-slapping.

Crime: In order to avoid door dings, SC occupies 2 parking spaces by straddling the line so that they'll have a BIG buffer between themselves and the adjacent cars.

[Kit-Ginevra]

Punishment: Customers are directed to SC's house to collect any groceries they need on Christmas Day,regardless of whether or not it disrupts her day

Crime:SC has been at the till for ten minutes,emptying out every jeans pocket,coat packet,handbag,purse etc. to find The Mysterious Hiding Credit Card (tm).

[Lace Neil Singer]

Punishment: SC is sent to live in the wild part of New Guinea, where the residents are still in the Stone Age, and therefore, TV doesn't exist.

Crime: SC complains cuz the supermarket is closed on Christmas Day and insists that it should be open, cuz retail staff aren't entitled to holidays.

[cindybubbles]

Punishment: SC thinks he's going to live in a nudist colony, but he's really become the star of a porn version of the Truman show, and he has to have sex with older, dirtier, creepy men if he wants to live.

Crime: SC wants everything on TV banned because it might make her kids gay/violent/opposed to her ideals, etc. However, instead of just shutting off the TV and taking it away, she complains to every broadcaster in the country. When told no, she throws a hissy fit on social media and on TV, the very thing that she despises the most.

[catcul]

Punishment: The owner informs SC that he pays the same price everyone else pays.

Crime: SC plays hard core pornography over the loud speakers in the local retail store.

[cindybubbles]

Punishment: Management assumes that SC has multiple personalities and was complaining about one of them, so, thus, refers SC to a psychiatrist.

Crime: SC claims to know the owner and wants a discount because of it. Catch: Owner really does know SC.

[catcul]

Punishment: SC gets a surprise from "Vice Grip" Vicki.

Crime: SC complains about the "fatty" at the cash register to management.

[Kit-Ginevra]

Punishment:SC's kids are locked in a room with a perpetual looping tape of 'Happy Harry the Horny Homo'*

Crime:The SC makes numerous(honk!honk!) references (you don't get many of them to the pound love) to the till girl's ample chest (DD is Double Delight,isn't it sweetie)








*this title is presumed imaginary.If it isn't,I am not responsible for what happens next

[cindybubbles]

Punishment: Cue the creepy, dirty old guy....

Crime: SC pulls her kids from school for teaching them sex education because "it might make them gay."

[catcul]

Punishment: An angry mafia matriarch has *you know what* dumped on his car.

Crime: SC is *making herself happy* in mens' wear.