{Game} Punish the SC!

[Kristev]

Punishment: Not children, ghouls, and they haven't had lunch today . . .

Crime: An SC seeks a new religion and finds a book about the ascetic, emotion-controlling Hard-Diffi Cult. He finds that, to enter, they require the passing of an extremely tough test, which includes being able to resist one's churning emotions, and that the book can help you pass the test. So he studies and studies and studies, making marks and notes all over the book, and highlighting pages. When he goes to take the test, he finds that he was nowhere near mentally ready and fails. You're probably thinking "Kristev, I fail to see the crime here." Shut up and just wait.

Upon failing to pass the test to enter the Hard-Diffi Cult, the SC brings the book right back to the bookstore and demands a full refund. Everything goes fine until the service desk staff notices all the marks and notes and highlights in the book. She can't do the return now, but he won't accept it. And he goes into quite a rampage. Oh dear. Since the Hard-Diffi Cult is about pushing your emotions aside and learning to face life logically, it's no wonder he failed to join them. But won't someone think about all those poor, innocent books this beast is destroying? Oh please, pretty please, with a ban-hammer on top?

[catcul]

Punishment:. SC is forced to clean the hotel while wearing a frilly French maid's outfit. The convention attendees all record SC cleaning.

Crime:. SC mentions Vietnamese midget pr0n within earshot of young children.

[wolfie]

Punishment: Tiny the Hell's Angel has had a very busy day. Out with the Patriot Guard in the morning to keep the Westboro Baptists from disrupting a soldier's funeral, then a toy run in the afternoon. Comes back home to find that some bitch wearing a Westboro Baptist button attacked his mother, his girlfriend, and his daughter at the mall.

Crime: SC sneaks his pack of large, noisy, unhousebroken, and human-aggressive dogs into his hotel room. The hotel is a "no pets" facility (another banner under the same "family" has a pet-friendly facility at a similar price point just across the road, and people with service animals are encouraged to go there, in order to accommodate people with pet allergies), and is hosting a "living with allergies" convention.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Punishment: The SC is forced to work for this shop: http://www.thechristmasshop.co.uk/ and is never allowed to quit.

Crime: SC knocks over an old lady while shopping in the January sales, and stamps on a toddler's foot on her way out the shop with the dress she bought. Said dress was one she snatched out of the hands of the mother of the toddler, while sneering "It wouldn't suit you anyway" at her. The old lady the SC knocked over is the grandmother of the toddler.

[XCashier]

Punishment: The King of Subs ran after him and beat the Jack full sore; The Jack of (well, you know) brought back the tips, and vowed he’d steal no more.

Crime: SC is shopping in mid-January and throws a fit because there's no more Christmas clearance left.

[Kristev]

SC: Oh look, it's a girl who didn't wear her glasses but drove anyway. Crunch! Well, since that horrible man with the chainsaw insisted on acting like a flathead, now he has one.

Crime: The Queen of Subs has a tip jar to bolster her workers' pay. The Jack of (well, you know) comes to the shop and takes the tips away.

[catcul]

Punishment: SC's car gets towed away. By the time SC realizes his car is gone, the impound lot is closed and unoccupied. SC has to walk home in 6" heels.

Crime: SC thinks it's hilarious to chase college students with a chainsaw with the cutting chain removed.

[catcul]

Punishment: The employees put out SC's cigar with a fire extinguisher. The SC has an extremely sharp and bitter taste in her mouth for the rest of the day.

Crime: SC decides to go to the Christmas Eve service wearing a "Slutty Nun" outfit. The SC is male.

[XCashier]

Punishment: SC is rung up and charged five times what her total actually is. When SC complains, cashier reminds her that she said that cuz she's in a hurry, the rules don't apply to her.

Crime: SC lights up a large and excruciatingly foul-smelling cigar in a shop that sells fragrant soaps, candles and lotions.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Punishment: A rumour is started in said toy store that the SCs have just bought the last of this year's most desired toy... cue stampede. The SCs are crushed underfoot, and have to spend Christmas in hospital.

Crime: An SC takes an overflowing trolley in the "Five items or less" lane, claiming that cuz she's in a hurry, the rules don't apply to her.

[catcul]

Punishment: An angry mother dumps her coffee in the lewd and rude SC's lap. When SC tries to leave, he slips on the trash he threw on the floor. Another customer records the whole thing and uploads the video to YouTube.

Crime: Two SCs decide to make out. Normally, that wouldn't be a problem, but they are blocking the entrance to a toy store.

[Kristev]

Punishment: The cart is one of those new anti-theft carts you see in the U. K. Which means its wheels lock if is taken out of the supermarket. SC doesn't know that, falls, and lands at the feet of the security guard . . .

Crime: SC takes a very inappropriate book to The Coffee Castle and begins to read it during Children's house. Oh, did I mention they were reading it aloud?

Alt Crime: SC doesn't like the coffee at The Coffee Castle. So he dumps it, and his waste, on the floor.

[purplecat41877]

Punishment: Person gets nothing for their holiday but leftovers.

Crime: Customer enters a grocery store, fills the cart, realizes that he/she is in a rush to get home and races out of the store with the filled cart without paying.

[Kristev]

Punishment: Behind the line in the SC is an angry banshee who has a bus to catch (legitimately) and hasn't got the time to wait for a line-jamming spoiled brat. He wants screaming, well, he's going to get it.

Crime: Someone is irate because they were told Happy Holidays rather than being wished their particular religion's holiday. Twist - it's a minor religion few people have heard of.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Punishment: The SC is tied up, covered in honey and placed in front of a bee hive.

Crime: An SC decides to scream abuse at a cashier over a company policy that she has zero control over.