Dear....

[iradney]

Dear Self

You're a f***ing moron. Moron moron moron.

No love
Rads

(PS My car overheated. I didn't check the water. That's why I'm a moron)

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Rads,

You are not a moron.

Love,
Rummy
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Dear Child Rum,

Why is it that you will eat calamari but not eat red meat?

I mean, I love calamari myself, but ... I just can't wrap my head around the fact that you will eat more than half my order of it, but if I present you with, say, a hamburger, you leave it untouched on your plate!


Mommy

PS. Child Rum will eat meatballs made with ground beef, but no other red meat will she touch.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear life,

Can I just have one good day without something expensive getting in the way? I had a lovely visit with my friends, I even had a decent drive out to PA and back, and I found shoes finally! And half price! So why did something have to chip my windshield on the way back?

Grr.
-me

[Becks]

Dear hair,

Why are you really accentuating the blonde? The new people at work can tell Bella and I apart because she "has red hair" and I "have blonde".

I prefer having the red be prominent.

Born a blonde and proving it by the day,

--me

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Dear #1 best at work boyfriend,

I thought you'd like the picture I'm having V show around. You're supposed to admire the face, not the cleavage that worked its way in the shot.

Brat.

Miss you, too.

Apparently overflowing with bosomy goodness,

--me

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Dear self,

See what happens? I try to get 8 hours of sleep...and I almost got it.

But I could've sworn I actually turned my alarm ON, so it would go off at 7:30. Nope. At least I woke up at 8 and not later.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,

--me

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[AnaKhouri]

Dear Khan,

The government lady was not very concerned about your torticullis, we just need to help you stretch your neck more. So I'll get right on that.

She also said that developmentally you are more like a 4 or 5 month old and not an 8 week old. Holy crap! I want you to be smarter than me, but not until you're 18 or so.

At least pretend you're not smarter than me until then.

Thanks, Mommy

[iradney]

Dear car

Dammit dammit dammit

Soon to be broke
Rads

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Child Rum,

What is all this about having me spell words out for you? You're not writing them down, and they're all the names from your favorite shows.


Mommy

[AnaKhouri]

Dear Quentin Tarantino:

I think you and I could be really good friends. I love kung fu and ridiculously explicit violence, and we seem to have a similar sense of humor. For instance, I think it's hilarious that you had a Jewish director make the Nazi propaganda short in your newest movie.

Call me sometime, we'll get together.

Ana

[the_std]

Dear Wolf,

If you're going to make plans with me, stick to them. You know how much it pisses me off to have plans broken. I am now really pissed at you, cause we're not going to get to spend any time together before you have to leave with my brother.

Fuck you, and your inability to stick to plans.

Very sad now,
Me

[Shpepper]

Dear Everyone,

I am very excited. I am about to go pick up my brand new boots. I hope they fit the way they are supposed to. I can't wait to find out. I will post an update and pics if this all works out.

Hopefully,

Pepper

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Ex,

I'm going to assume you got my email since you didn't call asking where I was. Hopefully you got it after you waited around a while. But I have no other way of contacting you, so whatever. I know better than to expect you to acknowledge it or anything.

-be

[Bella_Vixen]

Dear Becks--

*skwush*

--Sunshine

[Shpepper]

Dear Everyone,


YAY for new boots. They had to stretch them a little bit and I have to break them in to fit NY foot, but I have luverley Brand spankin' new Justin Lace-r's in my size and a color I can wear to work. They are comfy too and will be mroe so once I get them all broken it.


Boot Scootin'ly,

Pepper

[RootedPhoenix]

Dear Rads and BSE,

*offers herb tea*

--RP

Dear BSE's Ex,



--RP

Dear Pepper,

*happy dances*

--RP

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Pepper,

Yay for boots that are going to be comfy and actually fit your foot!

*does the Meposian Dance of Joy*
Rummy
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Dear Child Rum,

Thank you for sleeping in your own room until 5 AM and then crawling into Mommy & Daddy's bed and sleeping for another 2 hours.

Getting her sleep in,
Mommy
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Dear Mr. Rum,

My birthday is next week.

I want to go to the Renn Faire sometime this year.

How about this weekend?

Love,
Mrs. Rum