Dear....

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Becks and BSE,

Oh! My Virgin EYES!

My Virgin Brain!


Rummy

Um, you have a small child, so, uh...not buyin' it...

Virgin?
Maybe like me, in left nostril...

Dare I ask what you are putting in the right one?

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear BSE,

I thought about getitng pregnant and *BOOM* I was pregnant! Just the power of my imagination and no Mr. Rum to do any of the helping.

Or I could just say that I followed my family's tradition of picking their first child out of the Sears catalog.

Do you believe either story?


Rummy
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Dear Dalesys,

Yes, what do you put in your right nostril?

Wonderingly,
Rummy

[BookstoreEscapee]

Do you believe either story?

Dear Rum,

No.

-be

[hinakiba777]

Dear Rummy and BSE;

I am quite curious as to what you are talking about. What offended rummy's *clears throat* virgin ears?

I am too lazy to look back.

~Hina
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Dear Body,
Please stop being mean and unreasonable. I got sleep, and filled you with yummy foods to make you all better after being sick for a week three weeks ago. And how do you repay me for regaining your energy?

You fill me with sick again. I'm very disappointed in you.

~Hina

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Hinakiba,

BSE started it when she mentioned naked and wet.

The Becks added that it was in the wrong thread.

And the BSE said she'd head over there when she was naked and wet or something to affect.

And my eyes are too virginal! I'm so blind without my glasses I can't see a darn thing!


Rummy
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Dear be,

I'm going to have to work on my story(stories).

Laughingly,
Rummy

[Becks]

Dear BE, Rummy and dalesys,

Thanks for the giggles.



Love,

Becks

[dalesys]

Dear BE, IDR & et al.

Well, I was asleep and the hamster escaped from its cage....

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Becks,

You're welcome.

Glad I could help out.


Rummy
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Dear dalesys,

That sounds painful ... and the poor hamster!

Having a too vivid imagination,
Rummy

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Hinakiba,

BSE started it when she mentioned naked and wet.

The Becks added that it was in the wrong thread.

And the BSE said she'd head over there when she was naked and wet or something to affect.

I was complaining that it was too cold in my apartment and I had to take a shower.


Dear Rummy,

You do that.

-be

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear be,

Hah! Is that a ... um ... well, what would that be? Not really a threat. Would that be encouragement?


Rummy

[Shpepper]

Dear Everybody,

I have to share the news ! ! ! ! !

I got a new job in Seattle ! ! !

i will get to go back to school now ! ! ! !

I am so excited I want to dance all over the world. ! ! ! !


I can't wait to start.


HAPPILY,

Pepper

[Green_Fairy]

dear pepper,

~meg

[dalesys]

Dear Shpepper - just don't do the hamster dance in my nose!

[Shpepper]

dear pepper,

~meg

Dear Green_Fairy,
Thank you Thank you Thank you

Giddily,

Pepper

Dear Shpepper - just don't do the hamster dance in my nose!

Dear Dalesys,

no Worries. I will let the hamster do that instead.


Dancingly,

Pepper

[Elspeth]

Dear Shpepper

CONGRATS!!!

*joins the dancing*

Els