Dear....

[CaroPhoenix]

Mr. Rum -

Stop being a backside beret! Right now! It's making me

Stop it, stop it, stop it!

If you're going to be all when you wake up and when you come home, then I don't want you here.

You're adding to my stress.


Mrs. Rum
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Dear Child Rum,

I love you.

However, today is Wednesday, not Saturday. We're not going out to breakfast this morning.

Also, after school today, we're going to speech.

Silly girl.

Mommy loves you!

[BarbieGirl]

Dear rock that punctured my gas tank,

You suck big time!!! I'm not very happy about having to spend $300 to find the problem and then get it fixed. ARGH!


Not so happy, me.

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Mr. Rum,

For some odd reason, I woke up bright-eyed and bushy tailed this morning.

Could it have been from the very restful sleep I got last night?

Love you,
Mrs. Rum

[Shpepper]

Dear boots and shoes and bras and clothes,

Please let me find some of you that fit my weird dimensions today. I REALLY need you. It will make me feel much much better.

Pleadlingly,

Meow

[Becks]

Dear Lizziebeff,

You're welcome and anytime, too.

...You deserve a better sister, but hey, I have kittens!

Love,

Becks

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Shpepper,

Have you tried

1. Just my size

2. Avenue

3. Catherines

Helpfully,

Rummy

[monolayth]

Stupid insurance company,

I am sick of your lies. You keep promising that it will be taken care of and I will have my check. It has been over a month. Where is my check? My bills are piling up and its making me ultra stressed. What should be a happy time for me is sucking badly because of your lies.

And your stupid case worker should be fired. she lies every time i talk to her. she almost never calls back and is rude. she promised i would have my check by the 15th. well its past that and still no check.

I hate you with a passion,
Jess

[AnaKhouri]

Dear David Gray:

It's about frigging time. Looking forward to a new album on Tuesday!

Love, Ana



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Dear Khan,

I'm sincerely impressed by how long you can hold your head up at only six weeks of age, especially considering how very big your head is.

Love, Mommy

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Becks,

Can you be my sister?

wants kittens,
be

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Dear Ana,

David Gray was the song of the week at Starbucks. I downloaded it but haven't listened yet.

[Shpepper]

Dear Rummy,

I think I love you ! ! ! I went to Lane Bryant today. Small store, but offered to order what ever I might want. But of course nothing there fit right.

I miss my Avenue store.

I actually got my boots ordered today and a new bra and everything. And it wasn't even traumatic this time.


love,

A very happy, can't wait for her boots to get here

Pepper

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Pepper,

YAY! Someone loves me!

I'm glad I was able to help you out.

I am a larger sized woman, and there is an Avenue store about 15 minutes from my house (depending if I hit all the red lights or not). Avenue is just completely awesome!


Rummy

[Becks]

Dear BE,

Of course you can be my sister.

Just keep in mind that I tend to refer to the whole family collectively as the traveling freak show.

Love,

Becks

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Dear head,

Stop hurting. I haven't hit you on anything for a few days.



--me

[AnaKhouri]

Dear "Torchwood":

I am rather disappointed in you. My friend who likes you promised me that you had massive amounts of sex. But I've already watched 9 episodes and there's hardly been any sex at all. I was looking forward to watching John Barrowman make out with dudes. Lots and lots of dudes.

Get on that, please.

Sincerely, Ana

[Elspeth]

Dear AnaKhouri

It does happen!! Towards the end of season one is some good stuff. And the first episode of Season Two. Did you like Spike from Buffy? The fight/make out scene rocks!!

(I really need to finish season two so I can buy Children of Earth)

Els

[AnaKhouri]

Dear Elspeth,

Thanks! That is good to know. I never saw Buffy but I know who James Marsters is and I bet he is great in Torchwood!

-Ana-