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  • dear cj

    i love you so much. what she did to you was the worst thing a wife can do to her husband. i know things happen for a reason and you wouldn't be the amazing man you are today if the last four years didn't happen as they did, but i still wish i could go back and keep you for myself. i should've. i really should've kept you. keep you from the pain you suffered because of her. but you're mine now. myspace is a wonderful thing. we wouldn't be here without it. and now i'm waiting for you to get off work. and i can't wait to see you. you've made me soooo happy you have no idea.
    ...and oooo the things i'm gonna do to you when you get home

    love always and forever (and *i* actually mean it)
    meg

    dear whoreface bitchcunt

    ...how could you? i've never met you and i hate you. he was in *iraq* you bitch! you couldn't keep your legs shut for a few months? damn. if she didn't look so much like him, i'd question the paternity of your daughter. you were living with his mother and cheating on him. in his *mother's* house! what is *wrong* with you? grow up and sign the damn papers you immature little whore. i have half the mind to call your ass up and ask what the hell is wrong with you. he hates you. he wants you dead. you don't deserve the beautiful little angel you've been raising. i swear to god once i marry him, i'm going to steal her away from you. not by any illegal means, mind you. i'm going to show her how a mother should act. she's never going to want to see you again. and we'll be happy to oblige. so...have a nice life, kid. even your own parents don't want anything to do with you after what you've done. i hope you can live with yourself now that you've alienated almost everyone that loves you.

    love, kisses, and napalm,
    meg
    If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

    i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
    ^_^

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    • Dear Self.

      You utter prat. At least nothing more happened!

      No regards

      Self
      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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      • Dear Green Fairy

        I have a mousepad with your avatar on it

        Rads
        The report button - not just for decoration

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        • Dear Shpepper,

          I might be in need of a replacement ear. When I woke up this morning, my left one was hurting.

          It's now raining and I'm out of sorts.

          I like to watch rain, not be in the rain.

          *sigh*
          Rummy

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          • Dear Crazybutt,

            You are not a prat! Everything will be okay because you are a sterling gentleman.

            Hugs and kisses,
            Me!

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            • Dear CL

              What the_std said

              *squishies n smoochies*
              Rads
              The report button - not just for decoration

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              • Dear whoever is in charge:

                please please please let my hubby get the job at the college! Please please please.

                Els

                Dear Uncle Boss

                Can we go through the plan, ditch the twits and move on PLEASE?

                Your overworked niece
                Coffee should be strong, black and chewy! It should strip paint and frighten small children.

                My blog Darkwynd's Musings

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                • Dear Rummy,

                  http://www.berghuis.co.nz/abiator/weird/ears.jpg

                  Here's a pair of spares. They might also worn as an umbrella.


                  Coveringly,

                  Pepper

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                  • Dear Els,

                    Crossing the crossibles.

                    Hopingly,

                    Pepper

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                    • Dear Rummy,

                      You can have my ears if you want. I don't use them much anyways, according to my boss

                      -Trailerparkmedic


                      Dear Boyfriend,

                      Can you please just propose already? Good lord, it's our 3 year anniversary today. We've been living together for more than 2 years. My mom offered you a diamond last summer. You've been working again for almost a year. We've been talking about this seriously since the spring. We went ring shopping 2 months ago. I don't think we'll ever be any more ready.

                      Impatiently,

                      Your eventual fiancee

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                      • Dear Shpepper

                        HE GOT IT!!!!!! *doing the dance of Joy*

                        Els
                        Coffee should be strong, black and chewy! It should strip paint and frighten small children.

                        My blog Darkwynd's Musings

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                        • Dear Shepepper and TrailerParkMedic,

                          Thanks for the ears! Now I feel like Marc Antony.

                          I'm feeling better today.

                          I took a nap and the weather-caused-headache went away.

                          Happily,
                          Rummy
                          -------------------------------
                          Dear Child Rum,

                          Please don't squick Mommy out with dipping your green beans into your kool-aid.

                          Yucky,
                          Mommy
                          ------------------------------
                          Dear ankles,

                          I'm getting rid of you.

                          Please don't swell so much.


                          Rummy
                          ------------------------------------------
                          Dear Zesty Chicken Loaf,

                          You are delicious. I could eat all of you. However, I need to save some of it for Mr. Rum when he finally decides to make it home and eat dinner.

                          Will make you again in the future,
                          Rummy
                          Last edited by CaroPhoenix; 10-15-2009, 10:19 PM.

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                          • Dear Guts,

                            You are called insides for a reason. Please stop trying to become outsides. I got shit to get done today.

                            Feeling pretty icky,
                            Me

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                            • Dear the_std's guts,

                              Please stay inside.

                              Outside is cold and rainy and yucky. You want to stay inside where it is warm.


                              Rummy

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                              • Dear Elspeth,
                                Thank GOODNESS. Now I can stop tripping over my crossed toes.

                                Smoothly,

                                Pepper

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