Dear....

[RootedPhoenix]

Dear iTunes,

Aaaargh.

--RP

Dear homework,

Please create yourself and put the results on my computer and inside my brain. Thanks.

--RP

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Mr. Rum,

If you're going down to the laundry room area and you see a pile of clothing on the floor next to the door going to the basement where said laundry room is, why did you not just take down the pile yourself? I threw them down the stair and sure, it wasn't especially an attractive pile, at least it got them down the stairs.

about how you can't do anything even though you'll be 37 in May,
Mrs. Rum

[SengaKitty]

Dear Rummy,
Men, huh? That's like having the trash ready for Sir to take out (when he was here) and he'd just walk right past it -shakes head and offers chocolate and coffee-


Dear CSers,
The interview with Charter is today. If I get it, I'll start work May 4th. Wish me luck, it's a really good job!
Nervously
RHPG

[KiaKat]

Dear coffee,

You are delicious.

Love, Me

[Elspeth]

Dear RHPG
Sending many good thoughts and vibes your way!! GOOD LUCK!!!

Dear Life
DIAF! I am glad Mommy doesn't have too much wrong with her. At least they bloody found something wrong. But can we just improve a little please? I am sick to death of wanting to cry all the time. This isn't fun and I believe it is scaring the geek.


Dear Pollen
You can just go to the ninth circle of hell. I know you make pretty flowers and food and keep the area nice and green but I HATE YOU.

Dear coworks
How do you people make it through a day without hurting yourselves? I have never met a more self centered stupid bunch of people in my life. I would love to hurt you all with the "Stick" and to the one coworker that can't seem to produce any business, I will hurt you a lot if you fuck up this company.

The person who just wants a nap

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear RHPG,

Good Luck! Knock them dead!

Hoping,
Rummy
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Dear KiaKat,

You are a person after my own heart.

I love me coffee too!

Rummy

[artifical sweetner]

dear stinky coworker,

im sorry you are horribly addicted to the nastiest smelling cigarettes i have ever wiffed but could you please get a grip on your smokers cough? all day long for 5 months straight you have drove me and fellow coworkers INSANE. its loud and constant and gross.

f*** u,
sweetner

[SengaKitty]

Dear CSers,
Thanks for your prayers they worked! The guy offered me the job on the spot! Did the drug test and set my schedule and everything This makes me very happy. This made me so happy, in fact, I almost cried. He was like "I think you'd be a great fit. I'd love to offer you the position of broadband specialist", and I said "And I would absolutely love to accept it " So I did! -squeals happily and sips coffee with the rest of her coffee theology followers-

RHPG

[Bella_Vixen]

Dear RHPG--

Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!

*happy dance*

--Bella

[the_std]

Dear Fuckhead/Boything,

A full immobilizer for your entire left arm for six weeks, plus myriad MRIs and EKGs and blood tests and drug trials and all that fun stuff, plus the possibility of major surgery including bone grafts, pins and plates?

I love you. I love you with all of my tiny little heart. But you're such a fucking idiot. This is what the doctors gave you medication for. This is why you are supposed to take the medication.

I will come out and take care of you if I need to, because you need it and it's not fair to your darling brother to have to do it, but you're breaking my heart. Every time this happens, every time you throw away your health... A little piece of me dies.

Judging by how I feel today, most of me died last night when this all started again.

I want to spend the rest of my life with you, but I will not do it to take care of you. I will do it for you to be my willing partner, my lover, my friend and my equal.

Get your shit together before I have to come play nurse.

Hating this whole damn world,
Me

[RootedPhoenix]

Dear the-std,

*offers hugs, comfort, and herb tea*

--RP

[SengaKitty]

Dear the_std,

-offers hugs- Men... I'm tellin ya....


Dear Sir,
Get your shit straight. If you tell me you're going to call me in five minutes, I should not have to wait an hour and a half for your call. This is bullshit. And why are you not answering your phone? Don't fucking give me the excuse of you were cleaning again. We had this discussion last night. And you better NOT have lost your damn phone, lest I have to find a way to Maryland and kick your ass.

FREAKING CALL ME ALREADY.... i miss you

Your Faerie

[Shpepper]

Dear Ex New Hire,

The next time you accept one job and then decide to take another one instead, call more than 1 1/2 hours before you are supposed to show up for your first shift of training. I worked too hard to get everything together for you. At least now it is ready if I can convince the boss that we need to hire one or two more people.


Irately,

Me

[monolayth]

Dear fried rice and Hot dogs,

Im surprised you do go well together.


The one with the pregnancy cravings,



Dear co workers,

Dont go ew. it was yummy!

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Child Rum,

No more eating Dandelions! I don't think they're that good for you!

<3,
Mummy Rummy
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Dear Mr. Rum,

You better be incredibly nice to me for at least this weekend! How many wives do we know make dinner for their husband's D&D group? Hmmm .... ? That's right! No other wives we know of!

So no being mean to me when I can't clean up the bedrooms as quickly as you'd like.

Grrrr,
Mrs. Rum