warehouse 13 (IC)

[Tyg3rW01f]

"Okay. Thanks."
Josiah (like an idiot) had not brought any bags, so he found Ted. However, when Josiah brought Ted backstage, the bell was gone.
Security, on the other hand, was not. Nor where they happy.

An hour and a half later, Josiah had been Mirandized -twice- searched, and fingerprinted, and was sitting in Interview Room A, staring at the one-way glass.

[Sarlon]

An older gentleman walks in, sharply dressed, in a suit. tosses a file folder on the table then sits oppiste him just staring at him.

[Tyg3rW01f]

Josiah, used to the cold shoulder treatment from his previous employers at the factory, watched the man.
After a sub-zero silence that lasted a full 15 minutes, Josiah calmly asked, "Let me guess: I have a fairly interesting file for someone who is accused of criminal impersonation. Then there's the question of YTF does a guy from Tennessee just uproot to go and live in a B&B in Middle-of-Nowhere, South Dakota?"
Josiah waited a beat, then continued, "I'd also hazard a guess that there's a Johnson City, TN, police report of a burglary involving an old notebook from back in June of last year --filed by me-- in there as well."
Finished, Josiah folded his hands in front of his face and stared back at the detective, silently daring him to reply.

[Sarlon]

in a calm low monotonus voice that while low is not hard to hear or understand, the man speaks, his voice actually rather pleasent to listen to, rich with timber that only age can bring.

"actually I'm more interested in what you were doing stalking behind stage in a place that lots of people have died suddenly."

[Mytical]

((Ok first ... lol what just happened? Was in a comedy club..suddenly in a police station? What!?!?..I blinked and missed something))

Ted puts a call into Artie, trying hard not to do a good facepalm. He tells Artie the situation about Josiah being in an interrogation room. "Don't ask me how it happened. I haven't the foggiest. He never even told me what we were looking for. Any advice?"

[Sarlon]

((hes giving a driving lesson to a friend so he won't post for a bit.))

Artie flusters for a moment, then says "ARRESTED?! Well I can't send Samara..."

Ted hears her shout in the background, "YES YOU CAN!!!!"

"I can't send her since shes still convinced the pink elephants are rampaging around the warehouse floor again....don't ask...she got a hold of walt disney's paintbrush....and I can't leave. I'll see about sending someone your way to help you get out of this."

[Mytical]

((Its cool we can wait on him))

"If you have anything in your bag of tricks I can try, let me know." Ted shakes his head. Also, any info on a bell that sounds like a slot machine and gives people heart attacks would be welcome.

[Sarlon]

((ok...CREEPY!!!! the ruby slippers from the wizard of oz are in the DARK VAULT!?!))

Artie looks confused for a moment, before saying "I'll call you back..."

He closes the connection, then buzzes back in 10 minutes. "Well that was unexpected, Julie is coming back from vacation early....She's coming in from Eureka...should be there in a few hours. In the mean time keep your head down and find out what you can in the mean time about what happened."

[Tyg3rW01f]

Josiah blinked, "So you're more concerned about ME being backstage than the fact an iron bell is possibly linked to the deaths, and is possibly a terrorist weapon being tested in preperation for an attack? Just friggin' wonderful. Am I the ONLY patriot in this entire county?"

[Sarlon]

"We didn't find any bell...but we're very interested in people making terrorist threats."

[Tyg3rW01f]

"So now you think I am the terrorist? Good to know I've been arrested by a man who is more interested in his arrest record than he is in assisting the US government."

[Sarlon]

"we are more interested in why you claim also to be a secret service agent when no one has heard of you before. impersonating a federal agent is a serious crime."

[Tyg3rW01f]

"It is, yes. However, I am Secret Service Special Investigations, Officer. No one ever hears about me until I show up on their doorstep. I was recruited for my hobby --which is in your file-- and put to work looking for s*** that no one wants to acknowledge.
"When asked, no one in the government will claim I exist. I'm as off-the-record as it gets without being a Black Book conspiracy myself.
"Besides. Would you want to tell someone you have an officer whose job is to investigate Big Foot sightings with all the ferver of a national headline news murder case?"

[Sarlon]

The man folds his hands in front of him looking at josiah at some length, before standing up, picking up the folder and walking out of the room.

A good hour passes, before someone returns into the room, removes his cuffs and says "well, your clear, sorry for the trouble, I'll escort you to pick up your personal effects."

[Tyg3rW01f]

Josiah spends twenty minutes getting his things back, then hands over the GPS chip he found in his wallet.
"Tell your boss he forgot something. Next time, try putting it inside magazine floor of your suspect's weapon. Nobody thinks to look there."