On my travels this month,I have encountered-
*a builder/funeral director (I guess they can make the coffins for you whilst they're knocking up a wardrobe)
*a combination pet groomer/mortgage broker(I'm guessing it's a family business and she does the animals in one side of the building whilst he tackles figures on the other side of the room
*the 'Gay Dogs Grooming Parlour'(that's not just the name,it actually specifies Grooming for Gay Dogs). Perhaps I've been sheltered,but I cannot recognize how a)you tell if a dog is gay b)how you groom a gay dog differently (put on little pink ribbons?)...
So what bizarre joinings or just weird headscratching 'whoever-thought-there-would-be-a-need-for-that' businesses have you found?
*a builder/funeral director (I guess they can make the coffins for you whilst they're knocking up a wardrobe)
*a combination pet groomer/mortgage broker(I'm guessing it's a family business and she does the animals in one side of the building whilst he tackles figures on the other side of the room
*the 'Gay Dogs Grooming Parlour'(that's not just the name,it actually specifies Grooming for Gay Dogs). Perhaps I've been sheltered,but I cannot recognize how a)you tell if a dog is gay b)how you groom a gay dog differently (put on little pink ribbons?)...
So what bizarre joinings or just weird headscratching 'whoever-thought-there-would-be-a-need-for-that' businesses have you found?


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