Roommmates are FUN! (Or, "What Did I Do to Deserve This?")

[Mikkel]

'posh wank'.

So there is actually a word for that, I wouldn't have dreamed of it. Added to my vocabulary, I hope I'll never need it .

[Jester]

It could have been a posh wank, or whatever you want to call it. But the sad state of affairs is that the boy was, in fact, getting laid. In that sty. With real girls. Well, at least one real girl. Over that same time period, MY bed was seeing all the action of Dustin Diamond's action movie career. More proof of my theory that all women are completely, totally, and irrevocably insane.

[dendawg]

This is the only Posh wank I'll ever need.

[One-Fang]

Ewww. God those fakies look so damned awful when you get skeletal, don't they?