Silly Kid stories

[darkroxas45]

Mine would loudly and cheerfully call out to everyone around Firefucks! Firefucks! He really loved firetrucks.

Not embarrassing at all *still hiding head in shame, years later*

that's hilarious! He also learned when He promised to take my mom fishing, she was gonna hold him to it, she jumped off his dresser and onto him breaking the bed inthe process. Mom has a few more stories from when they were kids.

[darkroxas45]

I used to have a problem says 'trees' and 'trucks'. Instead I used to say 'free' and 'fucks'. I was about 2ish, and my mother said it was so embarrassing to take me out for walks because I would always yell those two words at the top of my lungs. She was rather grateful when I learned how to say those two words correctly

Not really a kid story but I'm the kid in it. I was sitting at home with my older brother and basically he went and started playing Mr Roboto by Styx......over and over and over torturing poor little me, the little brother he wanted before I arrived and after still wanted me just out of the house, with it.

[AnaKhouri]

My 4 year old is getting a new brother this fall.

Son: "Know what I want to call the baby? Pelican Doctor."

Me: "I'll put it on the list."

[fireheart]

My 4 year old is getting a new brother this fall.

Son: "Know what I want to call the baby? Pelican Doctor."

Me: "I'll put it on the list."

So you've found out it's a boy then?

Also, at least it's not "AJ boy" (friend's 3-year-old daughter is often called "AJ" for short). Or Meat Roast. Or Soup Pot.

[AnaKhouri]

Yep another boy. Thank goodness, I never particularly wanted a girl to be honest.

Also on the list are Needles and Steri-strip. I think the first comes from the town where Snoopy's brother Spike lives in Peanuts (Needles, California) and the second is after the things that are currently holding Khan's chin together after a nasty fall.

[fireheart]

Yep another boy. Thank goodness, I never particularly wanted a girl to be honest.

Also on the list are Needles and Steri-strip. I think the first comes from the town where Snoopy's brother Spike lives in Peanuts (Needles, California) and the second is after the things that are currently holding Khan's chin together after a nasty fall.

Steri-strips are fun . I had some on my arm after the Implanon implant. Turns out that doctors close the wound differently: first time the doc stitched it up and I had to get the stitch removed a day or two later, the second time they put a couple of steri-strips over it.

2 boys are definitely going to be interesting....

[boringscreenname]

I have 2 boys ages they are 2 and nearly 6. Life is definitely interesting with them, but I will say they are much less dramatic than their nearly 4 year old sister.

[Deserted]

Pelican Doctor.

Gets my vote.

[dalesys]

Y...Also on the list are Needles and Steri-strip...

If you take any of these suggestions, I foresee a major beef/bulk campaign preparatory to a frank discussion with "... the ^!$%!*% that named me Sue!"

[fireheart]

One from today:

We had some guys come in and play some AFL games with the kids. They went through the usual safety drill with the kiddies and then the last thing they said was: "What is the most important thing about today?"
One of the boys responded "To be pretty."

[AnaKhouri]

Son: "Soup Pot (imaginary friend) is a robot but he has to go to the doctor."
Me: "If he's a robot he doesn't need a doctor, he has to see a mechanic."
Son: "But he has some human stuff."
Me: "So he's a cyborg?"
Son: "No! He's not a cyborg! He's like General Grievous."
Me: "Um, General Grievous is a cyborg."
Son: "No, Soup Pot is the opposite of a robot."
Me: "So he's...a human?"
Son: "Yeah."
Me: "Okay."

[Kit-Ginevra]

I love these stories-Am I the only one who's secretly disappointed that Little AnaKhouri isn't actually called Khan?

Ooh... that's the new nipper named... I choose....

Genghis!

[AnaKhouri]

#1 Son's name is actually the last name of my husband's favorite author, but also a strong (if slightly archaic) Germanic first name.

#2 Son will (if I have my way) be named after the rightful heir to the throne in Macbeth. Also a batshit crazy old-school actor.

I'll have to see what his personality is like before I I give him an Internet handle. #1 Son is called Khan because he leaves a trail of destruction and mayhem in his wake.

Khan wants to be a Sith lord when he grows up, and also a bounty hunter. His name will be Darth Mischievous. He also wants to be an actor who designs games. He'll have a full plate someday.

[Kit-Ginevra]

#1-Conrad?Joseph Conrad
#2-I say we name him 'TheScottishChild'

[AnaKhouri]

At the zoo yesterday we were hunting for a badly-marked bathroom. It ended up being underneath one of the restaurants, like a walk-out basement.

Khan: "This is like a secret underground potty!"