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"Not even wrong"
"Save the oil and change the CAR!"
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I like the version that goes, "How about a nice hot cup of SHUT THE F#$% UP!?"
"Not even wrong"
"Save the oil and change the CAR!"Suckiness is reinforced up OR down at every transaction. Accepting BS makes them worse for all of us; firm fairness trains them to suck less.
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That's a lot bigger than I thought.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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"It's like a thighmaster for the vagina."The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.Comment
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me> "Wait...young daughter crop-dusted you?!"
bro> "Yep...I'm so proud.""For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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"And thanks to that tampon thread, I won't be able to read The Little Engine That Could. 'Clown smile — it's an acquired taste'."» Horse Words «·» Roleplaying Stuff «Comment
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You are deeper than Donny Osmond!Final Fantasy XIV - Acorna Starfall - Ragnarok (EU Legacy)Comment
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I was going to say you'd lost your back door privileges, but then I realized how that sounded.The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.Comment
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So you've got the Large Hadron up your nose?
#evenwithcontext...
As soon as I start thinking
That I'm sensible and sane
The Random Hedgehog comes along
And fiddles with my Brain
(from card I got)Comment
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Said by three different people in the same convo:
Oh, you had a fire. That's all right, then.
Hey man...free heat!
OK, cancel the DNA test -- he's your brother!Last edited by EricKei; 01-07-2015, 01:06 AM."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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I used boobs, they were super effective!As soon as I start thinking
That I'm sensible and sane
The Random Hedgehog comes along
And fiddles with my Brain
(from card I got)Comment
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I haven't put your meat into my mouth since last week, J!
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Meet me in front of the courthouse in ten minutes. It'll be quick."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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I default to octopus!
Not a bad default to have.Final Fantasy XIV - Acorna Starfall - Ragnarok (EU Legacy)Comment
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I'm hongry! What's in this can with no label? It's all that's left in the cupboard.
Mom: Either tuna fish or cat food.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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I'm going to get a switch and a belt.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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Gnocchi is such a scam."I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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