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  • In class today.

    Tutor - You could decide play with snowballs over half term though that would be difficult in this weather.

    Me aside to friend - depends on your definition of snowballs.

    *breaks friend*
    As soon as I start thinking
    That I'm sensible and sane
    The Random Hedgehog comes along
    And fiddles with my Brain
    (from card I got)

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    • Because we are Lol-Cats basically.
      Final Fantasy XIV - Acorna Starfall - Ragnarok (EU Legacy)

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      • Mommy and Daddy own everything. You guys don't own anything.
        cindybubbles (👧 ❤️ 🎂 )

        Enter Cindyland here!

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        • Damn, your life could put a soap opera to shame.....
          I am so SO glad I was not present for this. There would have been an unpleasant duct tape incident. - Joi

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          • *Turn sweetly to my boyfriend* You're my favourite Y chromasome
            As soon as I start thinking
            That I'm sensible and sane
            The Random Hedgehog comes along
            And fiddles with my Brain
            (from card I got)

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            • These roundabouts look like they were designed by spiders on LSD!
              Final Fantasy XIV - Acorna Starfall - Ragnarok (EU Legacy)

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              • Overheard at my house

                Son: Mom, go to your happy place, calm down. (after a spectacularly vulgar outburst from me while working from home)

                Me: I AM in my happy place.

                Dad: Your mother is bitching at other people, that is her happy place.

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                • Where's the rope? We need to tie that to the bed.
                  This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                  I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                  • Friend #1 explaining a card game: It's easier to fill both ends than to plug a hole.
                    Friend #2: :chokes on his water:
                    The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.

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                    • Quoth Cookie View Post
                      Friend #1 explaining a card game: It's easier to fill both ends than to plug a hole.
                      I believe that quote deals with straights (could work that into a NSFW out-of-context comment) in poker. If you've got 5-6-8-9, only a 7 will work for you (plugging the hole). If you've got 5-6-7-8, either a 4 or a 9 will work (filling the ends).
                      Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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                      • Quoth wolfie View Post
                        I believe that quote deals with straights (could work that into a NSFW out-of-context comment) in poker. If you've got 5-6-8-9, only a 7 will work for you (plugging the hole). If you've got 5-6-7-8, either a 4 or a 9 will work (filling the ends).
                        Yes, except in this game, they were called "runs". Same concept, but that terminology definitely got its own share of wrong sounding comments.
                        The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.

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                        • The usual uproar of family feeding... Parents, 9 children (3-17), cat... Dad says, "Hush!"... no effect...

                          Dad slams table with the flat of his hand and roars, "When I say HUSH! the stopping talks!"

                          ... Dad slinks to his room...
                          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                          • In a plaintive voice "I don't wanna catch you, I want to catch crabs!"
                            Final Fantasy XIV - Acorna Starfall - Ragnarok (EU Legacy)

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                            • Cthulhu would make an excellent bottle holder
                              As soon as I start thinking
                              That I'm sensible and sane
                              The Random Hedgehog comes along
                              And fiddles with my Brain
                              (from card I got)

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                              • "It was divine providence that they found the little people."
                                "I am quite confident that I do exist."
                                "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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