Non-Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Lady Legira]

In class today.

Tutor - You could decide play with snowballs over half term though that would be difficult in this weather.

Me aside to friend - depends on your definition of snowballs.

*breaks friend*

[Bardmaiden]

Because we are Lol-Cats basically.

[cindybubbles]

Mommy and Daddy own everything. You guys don't own anything.

[Gizmo]

Damn, your life could put a soap opera to shame.....

[Lady Legira]

*Turn sweetly to my boyfriend* You're my favourite Y chromasome

[Bardmaiden]

These roundabouts look like they were designed by spiders on LSD!

[corwin02]

Overheard at my house

Son: Mom, go to your happy place, calm down. (after a spectacularly vulgar outburst from me while working from home)

Me: I AM in my happy place.

Dad: Your mother is bitching at other people, that is her happy place.

[catcul]

Where's the rope? We need to tie that to the bed.

[Cookie]

Friend #1 explaining a card game: It's easier to fill both ends than to plug a hole.
Friend #2: :chokes on his water:

[wolfie]

Friend #1 explaining a card game: It's easier to fill both ends than to plug a hole.

I believe that quote deals with straights (could work that into a NSFW out-of-context comment) in poker. If you've got 5-6-8-9, only a 7 will work for you (plugging the hole). If you've got 5-6-7-8, either a 4 or a 9 will work (filling the ends).

[Cookie]

I believe that quote deals with straights (could work that into a NSFW out-of-context comment) in poker. If you've got 5-6-8-9, only a 7 will work for you (plugging the hole). If you've got 5-6-7-8, either a 4 or a 9 will work (filling the ends).

Yes, except in this game, they were called "runs". Same concept, but that terminology definitely got its own share of wrong sounding comments.

[dalesys]

The usual uproar of family feeding... Parents, 9 children (3-17), cat... Dad says, "Hush!"... no effect...

Dad slams table with the flat of his hand and roars, "When I say HUSH! the stopping talks!"

... Dad slinks to his room...

[Bardmaiden]

In a plaintive voice "I don't wanna catch you, I want to catch crabs!"

[Lady Legira]

Cthulhu would make an excellent bottle holder

[Dreamstalker]

"It was divine providence that they found the little people."