Non-Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Dreamstalker]

"Can you do math and walk at the same time?"

[Lady Legira]

Would you like to speak to your evil clone?

[Jay 2K Winger]

Would you like to speak to your evil clone?

Reminds me of an exchange I had once:

Them: "Must have been your evil twin, then!"
J2K: "I have a goatee. I AM the evil twin."

[Crossbow]

"It's kind of amazing to walk through a sci-fi convention and smell soap."

[Treasure]

said to me:

"yeah, about ten minutes ago your pheromones walked up an tapped me on the shoulder"

[Crossbow]

Heard from a little boy at the next table over at dinner tonight:
"No, Dad. I'm allergic to the Yankees."


I almost bought the kid's dinner for that.

[cashierbex]

"You smell good. Makes me want to make out with you"

[Dreamstalker]

"If I drank, I think I would drink heavily when choosing to ride the bus."

"We just walked into, like, a huge wooden vagina!"

[Dasota]

"I'm in a chick flick kinda mood, so of course I want to watch a movie that has a scene about fisting in it."

[El Pollo Guerrera]

"It's kind of amazing to walk through a sci-fi convention and smell soap."

... nearly... ruined... keyboard...

Must use this next time there's a Warhammer tourny in town.

[Cookie]

From church:

Friend: I don't know what hoochie coochie is.

Me: I'm not gonna explain it!

[Mishi]

School excursion to a farm, while on a hay ride:
*points frantically at a possum plushie stuck in a tree fork* "Look kids! It's Princess Stinky the Fourth!"

[MoonCat]

Once heard from a house I passed while walking down the street:

"Don't talk back when I'm baptizing the demons!"

[ParkingWitch]

Now I have this weird mental pic of a FrankenDude made out of boobies.

[Barracuda]

While playing Risk 2210:

"What's the name of that country?"
"Pavek."
"Sounds kind of like an insult."
"Sure does."
"You stupid pavek."