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I'm going to sleep in the spare room. Otherwise I might kill someone and it might not be you. At least if it was you I'd be able to claim provocation.
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I am so SO glad I was not present for this. There would have been an unpleasant duct tape incident. - Joi -
"Well, I'd call him a c**t, but he lacks both the depth and the warmth.""When did you get a gold plated toilet?"
"We don't have a gold plated toilet"
"Oh dear, I think I just peed in your Tuba"
-Jasper FfordeComment
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"Yannow, contraception's just not my thing."
"If I die from doing this, do I get to haunt you?""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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"Hes two inches shorter with a beard!"I am so SO glad I was not present for this. There would have been an unpleasant duct tape incident. - JoiComment
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I'm just going to go hang round on a street corner, waiting for a guy to pick me up.As soon as I start thinking
That I'm sensible and sane
The Random Hedgehog comes along
And fiddles with my Brain
(from card I got)Comment
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Moo?
-Warhammer game. Group was camped out of doors. Player on watch looks up, sees an orc peering thru a nearby busy. She says (quietly mind you) 'orc?' whereupon said beastie shakes its head and utters the above prase. After we pick ourselves up from laughing all hell breaks loose.You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~ArgabargaComment
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Me: "Smoooochie Muffin" is the name of my new Avenged Sevenfold cover band.
Friend: It's metal. Shouldn't it be "Smööööchie Muffin?""If your day is filled with firefighting, you need to start taking the matches away from the toddlers…” - HMComment
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It just won't stop sticking up!
-my hair this morning.I am so SO glad I was not present for this. There would have been an unpleasant duct tape incident. - JoiComment
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"nothing can defeat the penis!"
said by Nyoibo
The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...Comment
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Oh god, it looks like a tribble exploded on my bed.As soon as I start thinking
That I'm sensible and sane
The Random Hedgehog comes along
And fiddles with my Brain
(from card I got)Comment
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Ah Summer my favourite day of the year.Final Fantasy XIV - Acorna Starfall - Ragnarok (EU Legacy)Comment
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Your robes are shabby and your demon summoning skills are terrible!Final Fantasy XIV - Acorna Starfall - Ragnarok (EU Legacy)Comment
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"I'd ask how you know this, but that would probably be an exercise in Stuff I Really Didn't Need To Know.""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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"What? I sniff dog's butts. DON'T JUDGE ME!"PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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Rugz: *looking at Men's Apparel on Pinterest and spies a dude in speedos* "Huh? Where's his package? Mish! He has no package! Imma go and be an underwear model naow, I'll show them all how its done!" *coughs slightly* "Oh noes, I think I has the black lung!"Don't tempt pixies, it never ends well.
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