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"Huge sausages!"
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"So I was Jesus for awhile, you know how it goes.""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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Oh God, it's a Cous Cous Explosion!As soon as I start thinking
That I'm sensible and sane
The Random Hedgehog comes along
And fiddles with my Brain
(from card I got)Comment
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Overheard on the bus today:
"I'm at [intersection]. We're getting off at the gay house! AT THE GAY HOUSE!"
(She got off next to an abandoned, long-closed donut shop. No houses there.)When you start at zero, everything's progress.Comment
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I feel like a Victorian hookerAs soon as I start thinking
That I'm sensible and sane
The Random Hedgehog comes along
And fiddles with my Brain
(from card I got)Comment
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"Well, after remembering to pack 2 shovels......I finally saw Elvis""When did you get a gold plated toilet?"
"We don't have a gold plated toilet"
"Oh dear, I think I just peed in your Tuba"
-Jasper FfordeComment
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"No talking from the gimp!"Comment
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"Oooh, it tastes crunchy like dirt!"
"Of course I have confidence, I look pretty when I go out... I put clothes on and everything!"
"Oh, so THAT'S how you put a latex outfit on easily! I must try this at home!"
(I love my siblings
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Don't tempt pixies, it never ends well.
Avatar created by the lovely Eisa.Comment
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"My uterus is NOT a bagpipe!"
"wait, I'm confused... which part - where the air goes in? or out?"
"the part that gets squeezed!"I am well versed in the "gentle" art of verbal self-defense
Once is an accident; Twice is coincidence; Thrice is a pattern.
http://www.gofundme.com/treasurenathanweddingComment
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This is what happens when I'm not fully awake
"It's a cheese grater. It's a big round square thing."
"A big round square thing, huh?"
"....a big square thing. You know what I mean."
Didn't even miss a beat
Dad: *talking about the various types of whey protein powder*
Me: "No way!"
Dad: "Yes, whey.""Things that fail to kill me make me level up." ~ NateWantsToBattle, Training Hard (Counting Stars parody)Comment
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During today's sermon:
"Someone handed him a rainbow condom and he didn't know what to do with it... Well, he knew was to DO with it, but..."The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.Comment
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It looks like a goose exploded!Final Fantasy XIV - Acorna Starfall - Ragnarok (EU Legacy)Comment
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I swear someone has been installing corners in this damned bra.Meeeeoooow.....
Still missing you, PlaidComment
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Goodness, what would I do with all of the boobs? Donate them to a worthy cause I guess...Don't tempt pixies, it never ends well.
Avatar created by the lovely Eisa.Comment
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"Where the hell did the elephant go?"
"Up my dad's ass, why?"Comment
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