No you can't have my boyfriend

[boringscreenname]

This happened to the boyfriend and was too funny not to share. Boyfriend is addicted to those iced coffees from McDonald's and often hits the drive thru before work.

Last week when he pulled up to get his iced coffee, the teenaged boy at the window asked if he'd like to go out and get coffee some time so they could get to know each other better. Boyfriend politely declined, saying he had a girlfriend.

End of story right??

WRONG!!

Earlier this week boyfriend was back for his coffee fix. He assumed since a woman had taken his order that he wouldn't have to deal with the teen. Well the teen was working the drive thru window again. When he saw the boyfriend he let out a huge melodramatic sigh and said "I can NOT serve you!" and went to get his manager. (Someone doesn't handle rejection well huh?)

The manager served boyfriend but had a knowing smirk on his face the whole time.

[marasbaras]

How sweet.

I had this happen here (in the Philippines) at a store where we shop regularly. The cashier's a nice girl, cute, too:

Cashier: Kumusta ka? (how're you today)
Me: Mabuti. Ikaw? (doing well, you?)
Cashier: Mabuita din. (doing well also) Where are you from?
Me: The US.
Cashier: Are you married?
Me: Yes, we live just down the street now.
Cashier: Do you want a girlfriend?

Now, where were forward girls like her when I was single?

[Ljt09863]

i had a girl hit on my fiance once...while is was there me...when i was 8 months pregnant...the thing is, i didn't hear it happen.

fiance was getting his hair cut. the girl cutting his hair, saw us walk in together, as she was standing at the counter and helped him. she saw him hand me his coat. i was VERY noticably pregnant.

after his hair cut, he cameup to me and said he was never coming back here. when i asked him why, he said how she kept saying how cute he was, especially with his hair cut,and how they should hang out later.....implying how he should leave me(he wouldnt tell me what she said to imply that though) i was pissed. if i wasn't so pregnant, there would have been a SuperCuts Smackdown.

[Imogene]

Indirectly related, I said something to one of the girls wandering around selling buttons at Rocky Horror Picture Show two weeks ago that made her have to introduce herself to me.

Yes, I'm being serious.

I looked over her button selection, and found a Tinkerbell and a Jem & the Holograms button, and said, "I have to buy those, as a child of the 80s, and being more than just a little obsessed by Tink. But I have to ask, is Jem 'Truly outrageous? Truly, truly outrageous'? "
She gave me an odd look, I watched comprehending dawn on her face, and she said, "Okay, now I HAVE to introduce myself to you. I'm *I have forgotten her name in the space of two weeks, curse my memory!*."

[blas]

I found out last night while out with a coworker from another shift that a lesbian he works with has a huge crush on me. Flattering, but nonetheless, I don't swing that way.

I read the thread title and immediately thought about going out to the bars with my best friend, who is a guy. This poor guy always seems to attract the "woofies", girls wearing barely any clothes that barely fit, all kinds of just really gross unattractive scandalous women, and if I'm drunk enough or feel like being a bitch, I'll say "No you can't have my boyfriend. Go back to work and work your corner now!"

[PCGameGuy]

The wife loves to tell this one, so I know I can share

We were a young couple, I was in the military and looking very good, she was looking like some idiot had knocked her up about 8 months earlier. A little more info, due to selective breeding and random chance, we are both blonde hair, blue eyes, and semi-translucent.

We are in a store, and two girls are checking me out. I am oblivious, because they have PC games there. One of them goes up to my wife, and asks ' Is your brother seeing anyone?' At this point there are many roads she can take, and I am so proud of her for the off ramp she chose.

She looks at the girl, gets a special smile, rubs her belly and says 'Yes, yes he is'.

The wife says the look on her face totally made it worth it , and that poor girl may still be running in terror.

[Norton]

Ooh, a coincidence! I'm also addicted to McD's iced coffee, and the sweet young man at the drive-thru has hit on me a few times. Only difference is I'm female.

He's still very polite and friendly to me, even after I told him I had a boyfriend.

[protege]

Now, where were forward girls like her when I was single?

I'd like to know too...

But, how about this? I'm having lunch with my grandmother and aunt at a restaurant just off the WVU campus...and had the waitress hit on me. Since she was hot, I wasn't complaining Hell, my aunt even told me to go for it. However, at the time, I had a girlfriend. If I knew then, what I know now...

[Emrld]

My brother in law is a drummer . . .
I went to hear him play one night.
During a break he came over gave me a hug sat down and we chatted for a bit.
When he had to go back for some reason he said love you as he walked away.
Lady sitting next to me got in a huff. She asked me why I was messing with someone elses husband. People in bands don't know how to be faithful . .blah blah blah (he wears his wedding band 24/7 and I don't wear a ring on my left hand)
I looked at her and said "You stuck your nose in the wrong business . . . he happens to be my brother."
The blood drained from her face and she relocated at the bar.
The bartender heard the whole thing and just laughed. Course he said he was confused . . .I had told him drummer was my b-i-l not my brother.
I explained that it was easier to nip it in the bud than to have her thinking I was betraying my sister to boot.

[Bliss]

Now, where were forward girls like her when I was single?

I'd like to know too...

Shhh... no, please not in front of Raps... unless he finds out where they are and we create a disaster.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

You know, I'm pretty well convinced I'm married to the Sexiest Man Alive, and as such I expect other women to notice how awesome he is and maybe even hit on him. Lord knows he's had his share of women (and men) who've had little crushes on him, and that's fine. I can't blame others for being attracted to him.

However, someone blatantly hits on him in front of me, when they know he's with me, and I am here to tell you Constant Reader, that I will go Jerry Springer on that bitch. No kidding, I will throw DOWN on someone. Because that's just flat out insulting and disrespectful. So if some chick wants an embarassing, redneck scene, she will get herself one. Just hit on my husband in front of me.

[NotSoInnocent]

I don't mind a good looking girl hitting on my hubby in front of me..... as long as she knows that I'd be joining in!

[Bella_Vixen]

Pyscho Ex was VERY possessive of me. One time, we were at the bar and C came in. Of course, C had to give me his customary hello kiss. PE was so pissed, he almost broke a beer bottle over C's head...until he realized that C was taller then him, heavier then him, AND was an Army Ranger.

Good times.

[blas]

I wasn't paying attention and didn't even notice this last night, as I was walking with a friend out to break and talking, but a guy I work with was behind me, and he noticed as we walked outside, a girl and I guess her boyfriend were standing, and she yelled at him "Don't you be looking at her!" and he did the usual coverup thing, saying "I wasn't looking at her." Oops, someone got caught.

[Becks]

If anyone wants a guy who spends his time sleeping or posting on a porn message board (unless he's banned for a week), you can have mine.