Quoth Andara Bledin
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On some level. YES!!
I was in Boot camp, and we'd done the Obsticle course twice in one day, and a 5 mile run as punishment for being too slow on said second Obs course. We had missed lunch because .. well.. the DI SAID SO!! Needless to say I was a BIT peckish, as was the rest of the Platoon. In Boot camp, they give recruits temporay rank to teach us responsibility. The person who holds the guidon or Platoon's flag is the highest ranking recruit. If he gets up, that means the meal is over and everyone is to get up and form outside. QUICKLY!
Our Guide was a stick-thin desk jockey with Military school dropout written alll over him. He got "promoted" the 3rd day in. Everyone hated him because he was not only snobbish and acted like his s*** didn't stink.. he was a sickly P-I-T-A!!
Moron-boy didn't LIKE the run. It upset his tummy. He didn't FEEL like eating. He FORGOT that when HE got up, we ALL did. The idiot had gotten three steps towards the door when the DI started screaming GET UP GEDDUPNOW!!! I had just sat down and hadn't even SIPPED a drink yet.
The SOB DI looked me DEAD IN THE EYES and said "Yeah.. you even SNIFF it, NY boy, and I will run yer ass until DAYBREAK!!"
I have never been so hungry in my LIFE!
To this day, if I am the LEAST bit hungry, I have to stop myself from cleaning my plate at Mach 5!



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