Shirt Sightings.

[BookstoreEscapee]

My brother has a bunch of funny ones; two off the top of my head:

• I know the voices aren't real, but they have some pretty good ideas.
• It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack.

Seen at one of those boardwalk tshirt shops:

• (Strategically placed across the chest of a pink shirt): Stop looking at my tits!!

So one year for Christmas, Mom had the shirt "How'd you get so short?" made for me.

I was watching a special on gigantism on National Geographic channel the other night, and they must give this shirt out at the hospital they were at, because 2 of the people they featured were wearing it there: "Life is short, I'm not."

Others I like:

• Instant human: Just add coffee.
• Backseat drivers are - Oh! Turn here!
• Official member of the Pub Scouts (with a beer glass).
• A wine hangover is the wrath of grapes.
• When I want your opinion I'll remove the duct tape.
• I'm not half-crazy. I'm half-sane.

I just found one I should get my dad (he's a leftie):

• Everyone is born right handed. Only the gifted overcome it.

[Severen13]

Last Christmas I got my dad a shirt that read: Real Men Love Cats (my dad is nuts about cats)

In college I used to see this guy around campus who occasionally wore a shirt that read: Nobody Knows I'm A Lesbian

And I keep seeing online ads for a shirt that reads: Jesus Saves. He Passes To Noah. He Shoots, He Scores!

[BlackIronCrown]

Long ago, there was a t-shirt at T-Shirt Hell that I wanted to get. Wife told me we'd be divorced in a heartbeat if I did. I have to admit I would never have worn it.

Had a rattle and some baby shoes on it.
Caption: "I swear to God I didn't know she was 3."

[ArenaBoy]

Always wanted to get this:

[froglet]

I have always wanted to get one from T-Shirt Hell:

If I had balls, they'd be bigger than yours.

[JustADude]

I have always wanted to get one from T-Shirt Hell:

If I had balls, they'd be bigger than yours.

On a related note, I got the following shirt as a gag gift:

"I have the dick, so I make the rules,"


Yes, yes, I know, but it was hilarious in the context.

[Anakah]

There was a guy who had on: "Half man (arrow pointing up) and half horse (arrow pointing down)

My BF has:

I'm just here for the lap dance

Your girlfriend likes me more

I saved you a seat (arrow pointing up)

Beauty is only a light switch away

To all drunk women: Free breathalizer test (arrow pointing down)

[Samaliel]

"Natural 20, suck it bitches"

One of my favorites on the ladies : "Yes, they are natural !" With two strategically placed d20 showing 20.

One that made me laugh was a pink T-shirt with the Peace & Love symbol, so when the first line reads "Make love" in big letters, you expect the smaller letters on the second will read "not war". But actually they read "then do it again". A few friends even had the matching buttons.

[Jackofalltrades]

And I keep seeing online ads for a shirt that reads: Jesus Saves. He Passes To Noah. He Shoots, He Scores!

I really want this one, where did you see it?

[sms001]

I really want this one, where did you see it?

http://www.noisebot.com/jesus_saves_...es_t-shirt.htm

[wagegoth]

My husband wants the shirt that says, "You make Jesus cry."

He collects the Firefly/Serenity shirts. He managed to get one of the Blue Sun shirts before they closed down, or, rather, I did. I'm the shopper and con attendee.

I just got him the shirt that looks like it has one of the Hello My Name is stickers on it, but it says, "Hello, My Name is Inigo Montoya."

[wagegoth]

http://paizo.com/store/apparel/tShir.../v5748btpy7roi

Want!

Had a Miskatonic bumper sticker in my old office. Got lost in a move. Bummed.

[Rapscallion]

http://www.devilspanties.com/media/shirt1.jpg - 800kb in size

Beneath the logo you can see the words "I'm a pretty god damn princess".

Arrived in the post this morning.

Rapscallion

[iradney]

Is that the infamous bra hanging on your wall?

[Rapscallion]

Still there after all these months. I occasionally dust it.

Rapscallion