Oh yes, oh yes (Gross)

[zombiequeen]

It's times like these that make me want to buy an 18 inch double ended purple sparkly dildo...just to smack people in the face with it.

Though it's better than someone asking if you had something along those lines in your purse...and when you ask why, they say they want to borrow it...makes me glad all I have is a wallet, my latest sewing project, and snacky food.

[PepperElf]

yeah i've heard of those too.

tho the story i was told involved Barney. and the man in question was supposedly caught in "in flagrante delicto" with the purple dinosaur

dunno if it was true or not... i mean in the other story i told here, i got it directly from the guy who saw it happen... but with this one it'd prolly been around the rumor mill for a few turns at least.

[lobo94]

A friend of mine once tipped me off to plushies. People who really love their teddy bears and such. While checking this out for craps and chuckles, I found some interesting pictures.

I will never look at ALF dolls in quite the same way again.

[PepperElf]

What makes you think it was used on his genitalia? A fox tail brush can have a long, thin, round handle.

Get ready to pass around that brain bleach again.

Um.. yes.

Or to quote the man telling me the story... the man he caught was ("fucking himself up the ass with a foxtail.")


so yeah... you might need the brain bleach

[RayvenQ]

[kaylee] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHFuzbeTPew [/kaylee]

i love that scene

[Jayne]I'll be in my bunk[/Jayne]

[SourRobot]

I wish I didn't click on this. Curse my curiosity.
I need some bleach now. I cannot un-think it.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

There are some strange people out there.

On the other hand, we could cue some bad elevator music, throw in some lame dialogue, and have a decent scene in a porno movie. LOL!

Just when you've thought you've heard it all . . .and I've written some pretty steamy stuff over the years . . . . right now words fail me though.

[lobo94]

There are some strange people out there.

On the other hand, we could cue some bad elevator music, throw in some lame dialogue, and have a decent scene in a porno movie. LOL!

[Magpie]

I can't imagine why someone would do that in a public restroom with the door open. I can see doing it in a public restroom, maybe. But with the door open?! And inflicting that on the poor housekeeping guy? That's just...ew.

Yes, very ew. But she probably got off on it. If the door's open like that, she's hoping someone will see.

[Eisa]

^That just made me giggle, too.

I can't imagine why someone would do that in a public restroom with the door open. I can see doing it in a public restroom, maybe. But with the door open?! And inflicting that on the poor housekeeping guy? That's just...ew. And is it just me who is SUPER paranoid about housekeeping and wants to yell as loud as possible, 'Yes, someone's in here!!'

Heh. I had a semi-embarrassing thing happen to me that could have had a LOT of people staring at me like I was taking a Greyhound bus across the country. On one of the transfer stops, I rummaged around in my purse to pull out my ticket...and somehow pulled out a bright red condom instead. They got handed out in my Human Sexuality class last semester, and I'd just put it in my purse and forgotten about it. Oooooooops! At least I'm fairly sure nobody saw...or at least nobody said anything.

[ralerin]

Well, things brushed on parts tend to feel good, so I just assumed.

Still, the image of a guy making it with a stick up his bum and the end of that stick has a furry fluff makes me giggle.

[Ironclad Alibi]

This thread is making me giggle like a maniac for some odd reason. Especially the Navy guy with the foxtail...I'm really curious as to how on earth you'd use one of those on the male genitalia...

What makes you think it was used on his genitalia? A fox tail brush can have a long, thin, round handle.

Get ready to pass around that brain bleach again.

[ralerin]

*bounces in with an industrial sized bucket of brain bleach for everyone!*

This thread is making me giggle like a maniac for some odd reason. Especially the Navy guy with the foxtail...I'm really curious as to how on earth you'd use one of those on the male genitalia...

[telecom_goddess]

[Jayne]I could stand to hear a little more[/Jayne]

More seriously, I've learned more than I expected to about a number of members in here. Can we keep it to the subject of customers, please? I'm ... getting all trembly. You wouldn't like me when I'm trembly. My glasses sometimes fall off.

Rapscallion

OOOOHH that I would like to see

[MoonCat]

Well, if it was in a mall, maybe she just bought it and was, um, test-driving it...