Oh yes, oh yes (Gross)

[ZedOmega]

Am I the only one who read the OP and thought 'Dear Penthouse...'?

Seriously, I have no clue what to make of the entire thing. That woman should've saved it for her own bedroom, because of the whole public indecency thing (at the very least)...

[zombiequeen]

Scary thing is, I've thought about buying a Zeta Creation's Thor (basically a Clydesdale modeled "dildo") and using it as a home defense weapon.

I never thought of THAT use.... Now I will simply get one to smack intruders with...the biggest surprise of their lives! Muahahaha!

[bunnyboy]

It's times like these that make me want to buy an 18 inch double ended purple sparkly dildo...just to smack people in the face with it.

Scary thing is, I've thought about buying a Zeta Creation's Thor (basically a Clydesdale modeled "dildo") and using it as a home defense weapon.

[PepperElf]

I'd say that the analogy still holds .

what's scary is that we once had a "health and comfort" inspection of our barracks rooms when I was in one of my Navy schools. after the inspection we had a meeting and they put out some information to us to clarify rules.

and that's something they don't do unless there's a need to do it.

Rule 1: don't keep an answer sheet to one of the exams with the answer key in your barracks room.

Rule 2: BOBs (battery-operated-boyfriends) were NOT unauthorized. But they had to be kept in a clean & sanitary condition.


O_o yikes. thanks for sharing.

[lobo94]

Ha ha! Note to self: When I move out, buy a massive dildo, unwrap it, leave it on my old bed for the parents to find.

LOL! My best friend got a new laptop, and gave his old one to a mutual friend. I remember hoping like hell that he did a good wipe on the computer. The aforementioned mutual friend is very religious and straitlaced. My best friend, not so much. He was into things like hentai and other sorts of cartoon porn, amongst other things.

I had horrible mental pictures of the mutual friend finding something the best friend missed, and keeling over in a dead faint from the shock. I love the best friend like a brother, but if something like that had happened...the only question would have been just where in line I'd have been to chew him out. I think behind the mutual friend's husband.

[Imogene]

left it where family could possibly see it

Ha ha! Note to self: When I move out, buy a massive dildo, unwrap it, leave it on my old bed for the parents to find.

[zombiequeen]

It was during college, and it was someone I barely knew (we sat like two tables apart in one class) I think it was to show their friend what adult toys were. Still, icky as all anything. Why they thought I had something, I'll never know.
So, even if I had something, why would I let them borrow it?

[lobo94]

I'd say that the analogy still holds .

Huh-huh...huh-huh...you sald analogy. Huh-huh...

[Mikkel]

depends on who is asking to borrow it
and how sanitary they are...

I'd say that the analogy still holds .

[Zellie Crescent]

That was hilarious.

[derangedperson]

I guess you could say the lady was...

...dicking around.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PepperElf]

depends on who is asking to borrow it
and how sanitary they are...

[Mikkel]

Wait a minute, someone asked to borrow a dildo from you?

It's surely not more icky than sex .

[telecom_goddess]

Wait a minute, someone asked to borrow a dildo from you?

Yeah I second that....

[Zellie Crescent]

Wait a minute, someone asked to borrow a dildo from you?