Oh yes, oh yes (Gross)

[tropicsgoddess]

Brain Bleach! Now available in Jumbo Size Extra Strength! For those times of Too Much Information!

Gimme some!

[Bloodsoul]

You know you've been desentized when nothing on the internet surprises you any more.

(although the "Rule 34" on "Rule 34" was interesting)

[lobo94]

Brain Bleach! Now available in Jumbo Size Extra Strength! For those times of Too Much Information!

[Ree]

Hmmm...well isn't this all very interesting?
The things you really didn't want to know about your forum members...or anyone else, really for that matter?

[PepperElf]

[kaylee] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHFuzbeTPew [/kaylee]

i love that scene

[Rapscallion]

[Jayne]I could stand to hear a little more[/Jayne]

More seriously, I've learned more than I expected to about a number of members in here. Can we keep it to the subject of customers, please? I'm ... getting all trembly. You wouldn't like me when I'm trembly. My glasses sometimes fall off.

Rapscallion

[RetailWorkhorse]

I *was* eating a hot dog. A jumbo one.

If you're not gonna finish that....

[Kaylyn]

At least you weren't eating a hot dog.

I *was* eating a hot dog. A jumbo one.

[Zellie Crescent]

Seriously, a 9 inch? For god sake I own a bigger one than that. She at least could have closed the door or said "Go away, I'm busy." The best thing for her to do would be for her to leave it at home.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Now I know why some women carry those large handbags.

Here is a video that shows the danger of carrying such things in your handbag.

[PepperElf]

at least the woman in the bathroom was using a vibrator/dildo.
Sometimes the "toy" isn't ever designed to be stuffed into any part of a body.



Navy guy told me this story - after I convinced him I wouldn't get him in trouble over telling the tale...


He was doing a walk-through of engineering spaces, making sure nothing was on fire or flooding and one of the compartments he opened was a fan room. Inside he saw (a man pleasuring himself with a foxtail - the kind you use for sweeping up dirt... um... yeah. ) poor guy probably needed after seeing that.

My reaction: ... (was he using a flat one or a round one? ) ...

he didn't answer...

[Sliceanddice]

on my last ship i spent some time assisting in security while in port
sometimes we had to scan bags in an xray machine


the guys said there was one female ... they would ALWAY scan her bag no matter what - just to see how big her dildo was. never saw it myself but apparently it was big enough for the guys to take notice.

the reason i posted my comment was there was a movie ive seen like 15 times whose name i cant remember that dealt with the wife next door who was getting 'female blue balls' her best friend giving her vibrators at lunch, her into bondage with with the barely legal next door neighbor, her friend using virbrators at work, and lots of other stupid stuff, again i really dont sleep well some nights and when its 3 am you do what you can do...

and i was a bored teenager....

[PepperElf]

oh poor lill....... so naive..... there are women who bring them with them to work.
and use them.

security on my last ship liked to scan one woman's bags cos they wanted to see how big her dildo was. never saw it but apparently it was big enough for the guys to take notice.

[Marmalady]

Now I'm gonna wonder every time a lady comes-out of the restroom what she might be hiding in her purse! I mean, who brings...one of those...out when they go shopping!?!

So are you telling me that when I heard that buzzing sound coming from a woman's handbag the other day, it wasn't her mobile on 'silent' ?

[Magpie]

Ok, taking one in public is odd... Using it in public is a little questionable. Using it like that, trying to be seen, is disgusting. I have never heard of any pro-sex attitude that didn't include "consenting adults". Mr. Anubite, stop hogging the