Oh yes, oh yes (Gross)

[fireheart]

You mean everyone doesnt take one of those with them? I thought that was on the leaving the house check list. Wallet, keys, cigarettes, phone, giant dildo... yep ready to go!

Steve

Technically mine's more like 5" (not even that) but if I take it out it's because I'm in a rush and I've left it where family could possibly see it. I don't actually USE IT and I try to keep it covered....

[Polenicus]

ONow I'm gonna wonder every time a lady comes-out of the restroom what she might be hiding in her purse! I mean, who brings...one of those...out when they go shopping!?!

Someone who gets REALLY excited about Red Tag sales?

[Mr. Anubite]

, , , , , and , in that order. Seriously, that's disgusting!

him even coming

No, I think she had that covered.

[jjllbb]

Anyone could have gone in there and seen that...

Seriously. A little kid could have come running in! eww.

[RetailWorkhorse]

She must'a had a Really Bad Day.

At least you weren't eating a hot dog.

I was.

Meh, I've read worse. *Noms hotdog*

[Thuringwethyl]

In the last stall, door wide open, is a woman leaning back on the toilet, eyes closed, oblivious, going at it with a realistic 9-inch long dildo. He saw everything!

In a public restroom, with the door wide open, with who knows what growing or lurking on the surfaces?! Ew ew ew ew ew uti ew ew ew ew ew ew EW. Anyone could have gone in there and seen that...heck, hypothetically I could have been the unlucky one to see her in her exhibitionist glory. *gag*

[lobo94]

Oh, my dear Lord!!!!

You know, it could have been worse...I'm not going to say anything more...

[Imprl59]

You mean everyone doesnt take one of those with them? I thought that was on the leaving the house check list. Wallet, keys, cigarettes, phone, giant dildo... yep ready to go!

Steve

[MadMike]

I.....was eating chili when I read this post......

At least you weren't eating a hot dog.

[fireheart]

oh poor lill....... so naive..... there are women who bring them with them to work.

I've done that a few times...
Not used it tho obviously-just myparents are unaware that I OWN one.

[Amina516]

I.....was eating chili when I read this post......

[Sliceanddice]

Now I'm gonna wonder every time a lady comes-out of the restroom what she might be hiding in her purse! I mean, who brings...one of those...out when they go shopping!?!

oh poor lill....... so naive..... there are women who bring them with them to work.
and use them.

[LillFilly]

One of our Cleaners told me this gem; I almost died!

When the male cleaners clean the lady's bathroom they open the door and announce themselves to see if it's empty. If it is they post a sign, block the door and get to work. If it's not, they wait until any females clear-out.

F opened the door and called "Housekeeping, anyone in here?" (His is an obviously male voice)

No answer.

He blocks off the door and walks in, starts to clean, and notices something out of the corner of his eye.

In the last stall, door wide open, is a woman leaning back on the toilet, eyes closed, oblivious, going at it with a realistic 9-inch long dildo. He saw everything!

He jumped back so he couldn't see and yelled "What the h*ll lady!?"

She started, but simply stated "Do what you gotta do honey, I just gotta finish up; I had a rough day!"

He told her in no uncertain terms that him even coming in while a female was in here could get him in serious trouble and was SHE going to pay his unemployment, not to mention what she was doing was better left for the home! In the LEAST she could have closed the stall door! He told her she had exactly 2-minutes to clean herself up and leave before he called Security, and went outside to wait. She left within those 2-minutes and continued on her shopping with a smile on her face!

Now I'm gonna wonder every time a lady comes-out of the restroom what she might be hiding in her purse! I mean, who brings...one of those...out when they go shopping!?!