PIMPJUICE.

[tropicsgoddess]

Yeah, that would be Nelly, and not really a "local" rapper anymore. Although, I do have to admit that I like "Country Grammer".

I'll admit that was a good song...my baby sis (dunno if she still does) LOVES him!!! She got all of his CD's.

[DesignFox]

Thanks everyone. I get it now!

I don't think the little munchkins from Dunkin' Donuts get that rock solid....

[cinema guy]

They originated at the ubiquitous Tim Hortons.

[Broomjockey]

So what is it really?

You might know Timbits better as "doughnut holes". The little round balls of doughnut batter cooked? Only these are special. There's an extra ingredient that's completely inert until the third day. On the dawning of the 3rd day after cooking, any light instantaneously turns to a substance capable of denting steel just being thrown. I actually put a *hole in a wall* throwing one.

[Kirkygirl]

Oh dear GOD this is one of the reasons I like staying in Small Town X. Vancouver's fun (sometimes) but the people there can be quite nasty if you aren't careful.

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I've heard Terminal Ave ain't that nice to hang out around. GK, is this right?

[edible_hat]

I quit drinking the energy drinks when I found out just where taurine comes from.

What's so bad about laboratories? Or did you fall for the urban myth about bull's testicles?

[repsac]

Red Bull...eh.

I quit drinking the energy drinks when I found out just where taurine comes from.

[Pagan]

SC: “Yer like, the biggest fag. Gaylord.”
Me: “…..”
SC: “Really, you’re like a huge idiot. Fag.”
Me: “I’m not the one that called the wrong number.”
SC: "FAG!"

"I know you are, but what am I?"

Gravekeeper, I am so very sorry. Sadly Pimpjuice originated in St. Louis, MO. It is a subpar energy drink made by a local rapper that those who think they are "gansta" drink here. I shiver to think what it will do to the cretin you deal in Nunavut.

Hate to break it to ya, GK but there is a song with the same name made by the same rapper who did the drink.

Yeah, that would be Nelly, and not really a "local" rapper anymore. Although, I do have to admit that I like "Country Grammer".

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Jeez Gravekeeper Omigawd, Dude you've got an interesting job. On the bright side Omigawd, Dude you've got entertainment. On second thought Omigawd, Dude alot of this seems irritating to you Omigawd, Dude so that would be our entertainment Omigawd, Dude wouldn't it? At least you're desensitized to the point it's only irritating Omigawd, Dude and not something that makes you want to run out of the office to the nearest gas station to pour gas on yourself and light it while singing "Come all ye Faithful"

Ohmagawd, that, like, totally, like, sounds like a bunch of, like, Valley Girls! Like, gag me!

Today my co-worker told me about a new energy drink called Pornstar that allegedly contains herbal viagra.

Oh, the hell with that....watermelon's cheaper! http://www.webmd.com/erectile-dysfun...natural-viagra

One of the guys in class brought in the 32 oz can of Monster one day. The BFC can. And yes, BFC stands for just what you think it does.

I enjoyed the post as usual, GK, but now I'm wondering...What the hell is a Timbit?

I had to look it up, too. It's a donut hole....or a Munchkin if you get it from Dunkin' Donuts.

[DesignFox]

edible_hat and cinema guy....I think I need some brain bleach...

So what is it really?

[cinema guy]

In the great white north that is Canada there is the annual running of the Tims, where anyone named Timothy is released into the snowy wilderness and given an hour head start. Then they are hunted down by the denizens of Nanavut, and their body parts are salted, smoked and fried in batter to make Timbits. Any who make it to the fabled 'Skyrail' can escape to the mystical paradise that is Vancouver.

[edible_hat]

What the hell is a Timbit?

It's a bit of someone named Tim. Like a finger or an ear or a foreskin...

[DesignFox]

I enjoyed the post as usual, GK, but now I'm wondering...What the hell is a Timbit?

[monolayth]

Just so you know. I decided to read this while at work. I am giggling my ass off and choking a bit on my lemonaide. Also you try to make it through a call when you just read the brillo pad line.

[cloudiko]

Wow, GK....

Just Wow....

How anyone can go out in public with their brillo pad showing is beyond me.

Did the carpet at least match the drapes ?

ShootMePlease....


GK...I think you broke my brain. Yikes.

[Samaliel]

I'm so not googling that. At least, not while I'm still at work.