PIMPJUICE.

[edible_hat]

Today my co-worker told me about a new energy drink called Pornstar that allegedly contains herbal viagra.

[Samaliel]

Which means I'm ready to work retail : I heard you had to abandon all hope before entering Hell.

[Gravekeeper]

While it is beyond me too, the mental image doesn't seem to strike as much fear and horror in me as in other members. Does that mean I lost my sanity ?

No, you're probably just desensitized and/or have finally given up hope ;p

[depechemodefan]

SC: “I’ve called 411 three times now and they keep giving me this number. I know it’s the wrong number but do you have the right number?”

No, no I do not have the right number. Why would you even think I had the right number? You’re fully aware this is the wrong number. Thus you are aware that I am nowhere near the right number, not related to the right number and there is no expectation or even chance that I would know anything about the right number. Yet, either from the port of desperation or abject stupidity, you have launched forth your rickety bamboo inquiry into Hurricane Common Sense in the hopes that maybe, MAYBE it would somehow survive and wash up on the shores of the new world.

That reminds me of 411 here. Say you want the "Brown library" phone number. you call 411. They give you the number to the Downtown library. You call fro the phone number to the library outside the city, but in the same county (which is another system). 411 will give you the number to the Downtown library. You want the number for the Gold University library. 411 will give the number of the Downtown library. Guess what happens when the librarian at the Downtown library answers:

Librarian: Hi, this is reference, how can I help you?
Poor sap: Yeah, your the library by the school?
Librarian: No, we are downtown.
Poor sap: But 411 gave us your number!
Librarian: 411 does that. They won't look up numbers for individual libraries, they give people our number all the time. But I know the number of the library you are talking about. It's....

Yeah, don't know why 411 is like that. And yes, we usually know what people mean when they say "...the library by the school" or "the library by Target." When there are over 30 of the city libraries and 15 of the county libraries.

[Skrae]

JACK RUSSEL TERRIER VERSION
Jeez Gravekeeper Omigawd, Dude you've got an interesting job. On the bright side Omigawd, Dude you've got entertainment. On second thought Omigawd, Dude alot of this seems irritating to you Omigawd, Dude so that would be our entertainment Omigawd, Dude wouldn't it? At least you're desensitized to the point it's only irritating Omigawd, Dude and not something that makes you want to run out of the office to the nearest gas station to pour gas on yourself and light it while singing "Come all ye Faithful"

RELATIVELY SANE VERSION
Jeez Gravekeeper, you've got an interesting job. On the bright side, you've got entertainment. On second thought, alot of this seems irritating to you, so that would be our entertainment, wouldn't it? At least you're desensitized to the point it's only irritating, and not something that makes you want to run out of the office to the nearest gas station to pour gas on yourself and light it while singing "Come all ye Faithful"

[Imogene]

Does that mean I lost my sanity ?

"Yes, yes you are. But that's okay, so am I."
</Jim Gaffigan>
Oh, and there's a coffee store somewhere in DogTown, MO, that sells a concoction called Pimp Juice, but it's more of a peanut butter cup smoothie than an apple juice whatever the hell it is. I know this because I used to buy one every other week when the furry group went and hung out in the smoke-filled dankness, just chatting and doing nothing.

[Samaliel]

How anyone can go out in public with their brillo pad showing is beyond me.

While it is beyond me too, the mental image doesn't seem to strike as much fear and horror in me as in other members. Does that mean I lost my sanity ?

[Becks]

Thanks for bringing the brain bleach. Does it work on eyeballs too?

You're welcome. I have plenty for everyone.

You'd be surprised what it works on.

[jerkface11]

Do you really want to go to college on a PIMP scholarship?

Hell yeah it's my major.

[Sonoma]

Damn me and my imagination...

I can totally see that.

Thanks for bringing the brain bleach. Does it work on eyeballs too? After reading GK's post, I will never look at cookie dough ice cream the same again.

[edible_hat]

SC: “Hi, I was calling to ask if you can you order online or is it just by phone?”
Me: “They can be ordered online as well.”
SC: “Well I’ll just order it on the phone since I already have you.”

I've nearly done something similar once. I had to post a form but I didn't have the postal address. I happened to walk past the office of the company that I had to send the form to, and thought "I'll go in and ask the postal address. No wait, I'll go in and deliver the form in person!" (since I had it with me). Unsurprisingly, the postal address was the same as the street address, which is listed in the phone book under the company name. I think I was sleep deprived that week.

[Becks]

because he’s wanted on a Canada wide warrant for exposing himself to a tour bus full of senior citizens in downtown Toronto and then using both hands to have his man bits sing along with him through the first 3 verses of Come All Ye Faithful.

Damn me and my imagination...

I can totally see that.

[Buglady]

Like, Omigawd.

I’m not sure if anyone has ever had to try and book hotel rooms for a pack of teenage girls before. But it’s an experience akin to rounding up 3 Chihuahua’s and a Jack Russell terrier, feeding them 2 cans of Red Bull and a handful of Ecstasy pills each then trying to get them to wake a straight line through the Play Pen at Mcdonald’s during the dinner rush.

For reference I was talking to the Jack Russell terrier. For whom “Omigawd, Dude” was not a phrase, but a comma. Our most precious resource indeed.

I'm a Girl Guide leader. You've hit the nail on the head there...

I often claim a specialty in herding cats - between the Guiding and working for a psychologist with ADD, I've had a lot of practice.

[blas]

She only want me for my pimp juice........whoooooo woooooo hoooooo ooooo....I think I need to let er loose......let her looooooooose......

Crap now I know what CD I need to listen to on the way to work tonight, if I can find it....

[tropicsgoddess]

Pimpjuice! Pimpjuice. Argh~@!

PIMPJUICE.

You know those beer coolers? Do you know what they come stocked with in the new Summer sale? Pimpjuice. Pimpjuice. Pimpjuice. I’ve been shipping PIMPJUICE to Nunavut. PIMPJUICE. What in the…..Hell is….but…..Pimpjuice? Seriously, Pimpjuice? I’m not only horrified by the fact such a product exists, but that its being ordered and shipped to the barren arctic reaches of Canada. What in the world are they doing with Pimpjuice? What is Pimpjuice? Do they even know what a pimp is up there? I don’t think Nunavut has any “hoes” with which one would practice the dubious profession of pimping, or pimpage or pimporing or whatever the verb is.

Apparently, it’s an energy drink. Full of raw pimpin’ energy. Pimpalicious if you will. I tried running it through Wiki and it further elaborated. It is uncarbonated and tastes kind of like apple juice with a bit of a medicine like aftertaste. So pimpjuice = apple juice cough syrup. Which makes apples the pimpfruit. That’s right.

Apples? Apples be pimpin’.

Hate to break it to ya, GK but there is a song with the same name made by the same rapper who did the drink. In your area you may have the 867/Nunavut people, but for me....we South Floridians have the chongas (the Miami/Hialeah,FL Latina equivalent of a chavette) and the wannabe gangstas/thugs that love that stuff.

Chongalicious