PIMPJUICE.

[Gurndigarn]

I’m not 100% sure what a “Masta’ Card” is. But I’m assuming it’s far more hip and edgy then that square, Mastercard.

It's how you gets yo pimpjuice, dawg!

[BookstoreEscapee]

I wanna be the Pimp in the purple leopard coat.

How 'bout this?

[RetailWorkhorse]

Do you really want to go to college on a PIMP scholarship?

Oh oh OH! I DO! I DO I DO I DO I DO! *Wild waving and falls over*

I wanna be the Pimp in the purple leopard coat.

[xaenon]

Gravekeeper, your posts are the highlight of my week. No lie. Of course, I don't
have a life anymore (grin) but it's still awesome stuff.

[JoitheArtist]

My God. Oh My GOD. You could clean a rusty GRILL with that. It looks like it's trying to escape out from under a plastic bag full of warm cookie dough.

What has been seen cannot be unseen. ><

Your skills of description amaze me...but I think I need to go DRINK some bleach at this point .....Gyah! Just...gyah! *shudders*

[BookstoreEscapee]

first off for my enjoyment http://www.letitloose.com/

Uh, I couldn't help but notice this bit from the site:

The 3rd annual Pimp Juice P.I.M.P Upgrade Your Life Scholarship Competition . The Scholarship competition requires a photo and essay submission concerning how the student plans to Upgrade His/ Her Life through education, hard work, creativity, heart, and philanthropy

Do you really want to go to college on a PIMP scholarship?

[Sliceanddice]

first off for my enjoyment http://www.letitloose.com/
then as for the 867 wanna be slut in kids clothing, im so sorry are you ok, do you need a jug of booze and a too hot woman for a night...
wow... im sorry to share a gender with them

[JLRodgers]

Enunciate.


It’s Phoenix. Phoenix. Not “Foenix”, “Funix” or “Fieeeenax”. I’m not sure what’s going down there but apparently American Airlines flight xxx is where pronunciation goes to die.



Sigh.

Me: “Good morning, <company>”
.....
SC: “Really, you’re like a huge idiot. Fag.”
Me: “I’m not the one that called the wrong number.”
SC: "FAG!"

If you’re just about finished aiming that trebuchet at me from the comfort of the living room of your glass house, I’d appreciate it if you got off the line.

I have a cat named Phoenix


That latter thing reminded me of two redneck-looking men (in a beat up truck, with a gun rack -- both wearing plaid flannel-looking shirts [when it's 90 out]) One would hang out the window and yelling that same thing at everyone -- then proceed to *service* the male driver. Sadly as they almost hit he with both the truck and the guy's body hanging out -- I could tell they weren't "faking" the "servicing".

[Dreamstalker]

How anyone can go out in public with their brillo pad showing is beyond me.

Eeek, it's about that time in this city where the ghetto-fabulous twits on the Red Line will be sporting that look

ETA: I looked up Pimpjuice on Wikipedia as well. How DARE they defile prickly pear in that fashion? (there's a variant with prickly pear flavoring)

[Evil Queen]

Just tell the teenaged Chihuahua’s that you can't rent to them because they're underaged and hang up. Gosh, they sound like it. So you can't really be blaimed for the assumption.

Can't rent to anyone under the age of 18 even if they do have their own credit card.

And, Oh my gawd, ShootMePlease, why did you have to ask that?! GAAAAHHH!

[ShootMePlease]

Wow, GK....

Just Wow....

How anyone can go out in public with their brillo pad showing is beyond me.

Did the carpet at least match the drapes ?

[Hemily]

the one calling you a fag over and over, must be a X-Box Live player, probably prefers Halo 3

[Nyx]

Me: “and what credit card would you like to use?”
SC: “Oh, let me get it out here. I didn’t have it out yet. You answered too fast.”
Me: “Alright.”
SC: “That’s a first isn’t it?”

Gotta love those customers who think we'll find insults against us hilarious. I had a woman once who thought she was so clever to insinuate that theater cleaners never actually clean. I wanted to grab the giant bucket of crap we'd just managed to pull out of the theater in the whole five minutes that we had to clean, dump it back in there and say "That's what we come into after every show. Theaters aren't the cleanest things in the world, but if you wanna sit in it the way you people leave it; be my guest."

[mharbourgirl]

Especially considering with your town’s population I could round up a couple friends, borrow my mom’s RV, drive over there and probably conquer you in the name of Canada in about half an hour of ground combat using only a couple hockey stick and some stale Timbits thrown from the passenger side window for fire support.

A 3 day old Timbit will take down an elk.

Whack 'em with the hockey sticks and you've got instant frag grenades. They'll shatter, not squish, after that length of time. And how do I know this? If something even remotely resembles something that could be used as a puck for street hockey, well... I am a faithful disciple of the religion of all true Canucks... pizza, beer and hockey, in any combination. Leftover timbits are just a bonus for the creative mind.

[AdminAssistant]

Apples be pimpin'??

Can't you see the USDA using that in a PSA to try and get kids to eat their fruits and veggies?? "Look kids, apples be pimpin'!!"

*First page on a GK post. Woot.