Dear "Valued" Customer: (Longish)

[Evil Queen]

Evil Queen, did your mom not teach you to not wear panties with holes in them?

*uses Broom's lap to hide the holes*

Hi-ya Broom!

[Broomjockey]

Never mind, carry on.

I thought you'd see things my way.

Evil Queen, did your mom not teach you to not wear panties with holes in them?

Technically, all clothing has holes in it. Legwear has a hole for your torso, and two for your legs. So moms need to teach people not to wear clothing with extra holes. All this is a long way of saying "shhhhhhhh, I'm still working on getting the video camera!"

[Misanthropical]

Evil Queen, did your mom not teach you to not wear panties with holes in them?

[Saydrah]

Broomjockey! Don't be hiding EQ's-- wait...

I get to roam the forums in my panties.

Never mind, carry on.

[Broomjockey]

No, the ones the stripper guy had were blue denim. You sure they're not under the couch?

Shhhhhh.... *glare*

*stuffs the pants a little further under his seat*

[morgana]

No, the ones the stripper guy had were blue denim. You sure they're not under the couch?

[draftermatt]

Huh, the things one learns reading CS.com

I always spell my last name. I shouldn't have to since it spells like it sounds, but for some reason people always want to throw an extra E in. Or replace the U with an I.

Then they pronounce it wrong when it's spelled correctly. Spelled with the extra E they pronounce it right.

[Evil Queen]

Is that them on the chandelier?

No, mine are black denum.

Actually, I think that you gave them to that cute stripper guy you had in.

I hope I got his number! Otherwise I get to roam the forums in my panties.

[Broomjockey]

I left them in my pants... Has anyone seen my pants??

Actually, I think that you gave them to that cute stripper guy you had in.

[smileyeagle1021]

Evil Queen, I also always spell out my last name after saying it. .

ditto... my name can be either British or German... and niether country can agree on the correct spelling (fancy that )

eta- yes EQ, I am specifically posting right after you on every thread today

[morgana]

Is that them on the chandelier?

[Evil Queen]

I left them in my pants... Has anyone seen my pants??

[Saydrah]

Saydrah, I ran out of radio tags...

EQ, what have I told you about always carrying a backup supply?

And Broomjockey, you are cruising for a , mister.

[Misanthropical]

Evil Queen, I also always spell out my last name after saying it. It's Italian and could be spelled many different ways.

I usually have to spell out my first name too, otherwise they will put an "e" on the end instead of putting an "a" like it is suppose to have. I also notice sometimes people will put in an extra "n".

[Evil Queen]

Hey, no dissing Khiras! He's mine! RAWR!


But I have a pretty complicated last name too. It's Polish/German in origin and I'm constantly having this exchange:

Phone Rep: And your name please?
Me: <first name> <last name> (spells last name)
Phone Rep: OKay Ms.........
Me: <first name> is fine. I have a complicated last name.
Phone Rep: No kidding! (insert laugh)

No, not rude or anything. I admit I have a complicated last name that has a few silent letters in it. You don't know this so I don't blame you for it.