Dear "Valued" Customer: (Longish)

[Fenrus]

Holy crap! Size 2?

Okay... Umm... my WAIST is a 29... but I have a pair of size 3 girlpants I fit in...

[Evil Queen]

Wait! broom! Gimme back your lap!

*takes off Fenrus' pants and crawls back into Broom's lap* MINE!

Fenrus, I'm a size 2. Your pants are too big.

[Fenrus]

I have a 32 inch inseam and ran track in high school... bring it.

[Broomjockey]

*puts on his pants*

Aww, you're not pantsless anymore? Guess I don't need these any more then.

*shoves EQ's pants under the couch*

[Evil Queen]

Hey Fenrus, in order to get your pants back, you'll have to TAKE them from me!

*puts on his pants*

[smileyeagle1021]

So... that was the last time I'm getting paid for that?

Unless someone ELSE wants to hire me.



And I want my pants back, EQ

well, I'd hire you again... just not for EQ

oh and you'll take your pants off for EQ, but not for me... I'm hurt now

[Evil Queen]

Hee....

No one said I was good!

[Broomjockey]

*pokes and nibbles on Broom's ear lobe*

gyaaahh...EQ, you're evil.

[Evil Queen]

*pokes and nibbles on Broom's ear lobe*

[Broomjockey]

I just wanted to call you a pervert BJ.

You're not the first.

Actually, it's been happening more often lately. I'm not sure if that's a good thing.

[morgana]

THAT DOES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*grabs his Swedish-made poking stick and goes around poking everybody!

*poke*poke*poke*

*blow on neck*

*run away*

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

/sneaks up behind BJ and pokes him MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[NightWatch]

I just wanted to call you a pervert BJ.

[Broomjockey]

Pervert...

I take it you don't read Little Gamers. Fair enough

Aw, was I the straw that broke the camel's back? Sorry.


*pokes BJ with a straw*

Naw, I was just looking for an excuse.

[Fenrus]

fine, see if I ever offer to find you a stripper again

So... that was the last time I'm getting paid for that?

Unless someone ELSE wants to hire me.



And I want my pants back, EQ