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    I had to phone into a financial company today regarding some old papers from a former place of employment. These I had completely forgotten about, and I'd only found them after an intense purging and organization of papers and documents in my room. (I'd found receipts from 2004, invoices from a car I no longer own, and a piece of mail belonging to an ex-girlfriend sent in 2006. How the fuck did I get my hands on that?!?)

    CSR: May I please start with your access ID and password?
    Me: I don't have one.
    CSR: OK, can I get your name, beneficiaries, and date of birth?
    Me: It's Spiffy McMoron, Mom and Dad, and October 5.
    *taps info into computer*
    CSR: OK, I'll need to ask you some security questions. What is your date of birth?
    Me: ...um...October 5...
    CSR: And I totally just asked you that...
    *Mutual laughter and amusement*
    I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

    Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!


  • #2
    Nice to hear there are CSRs with a sense of humour!
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    • #3
      Quoth Spiffy McMoron View Post
      (I'd found receipts from 2004, invoices from a car I no longer own, and a piece of mail belonging to an ex-girlfriend sent in 2006. How the fuck did I get my hands on that?!?)
      Did you also find a fishing lure, a piece of Freedent, and a key to a Volkswagon Scirroco?

      (Somebody please tell me that one isn't too obscure.)

      If you have to ask, it's probably better posted at www.fratching.com

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      • #4
        Quoth Boozy View Post
        Did you also find a fishing lure, a piece of Freedent, and a key to a Volkswagon Scirroco?

        (Somebody please tell me that one isn't too obscure.)
        Family guy. You forgot to mention the nasty licorice rope.
        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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        • #5
          Quoth Spiffy McMoron View Post
          CSR: OK, I'll need to ask you some security questions. What is your date of birth?
          Me: ...um...October 5...
          CSR: And I totally just asked you that...
          *Mutual laughter and amusement*
          I've done that soo often. Sigh.
          SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
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          • #6
            Gotta love running on autopilot.
            I AM the evil bastard!
            A+ Certified IT Technician

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            • #7
              Quoth Boozy View Post
              Did you also find a fishing lure, a piece of Freedent, and a key to a Volkswagon Scirroco?

              (Somebody please tell me that one isn't too obscure.)
              They don't even make that car anymore. They don't even make it!
              Excuse me, good sir paladin, can you direct me to your EVIL district?

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              • #8
                Me: ...um...October 5...
                Hey! Your birthday is my birthday too.

                Happy birthday to us, happy birthday to us... (a little early)

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                • #9
                  Quoth lordlundar View Post
                  Gotta love running on autopilot.
                  oh I've done worse, I've before done this
                  me- Would you like me to set up that reservation for you?
                  caller- yes
                  me- ok and was there anything else I can assist with?
                  caller- no, but I would like the reservation...
                  me- oh you wanted to reserve the room... wow I'm just on autopilot right now and the last 5 people who called were just shopping around... hopefully I'll still remember how to set one of these up
                  caller (if they have a sense of humor)- *laughs* don't worry we all have those days where it gets so repetitive you're brain just shuts down.
                  me- oh just be grateful I remembered which brand you were calling and didn't autopilot the wrong brand's sales spiel. (yes, I have done that before, I've sold the Sleep Advantage amenities for a brand that has the Stay Smart amenities and visa versa).
                  If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                  • #10
                    Done the same thing more times than I care to count. Usually, if I laughed about it, the customer would, too.

                    The best autopilot moment I had was when I answered the phone with "Good morning, Acme Shoe Company," and realized that I had not worked at said shoe company in 6 months!! I quickly corrected myself, and the customer collapsed in a fit of the giggles.

                    (no, the job I was at had NOTHING to do with shoes. At all. )
                    "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

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                    • #11
                      Once, when I was called my mom at work, she answered, "Acme Supply Company, this is Jane Doe speaking, how may I help you?" My response was, "Uh, mom? You haven't worked there in 10 years, you work at Emca Store."

                      Fortunately, that was the only time she ever did that.
                      "...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?!" ~ Kalga

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