NotAlwaysRight Stories

[XCashier]

Corporate is aghast, admits they need to save costs, but costs could be saved by firing one incompetent manager rather than three employees...

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.

[Mr Hero]

Jay's signature seems appropriate in that story.

[wolfie]

WTF? (Mis-)manager was too chickenshit to do his own dirty work, so he gave someone a temporary promotion solely to fire people on a list he'd drafted. Serves him right to get the boot.

[Jay 2K Winger]

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Sucky Manager gives OP a temporary promotion to manager while he goes on a business trip. SM adds that OP will need to fire three employees to help save costs while he's gone. OP is aghast and calls Corporate. Corporate is aghast, admits they need to save costs, but costs could be saved by firing one incompetent manager rather than three employees...

Say it with me now: PWNT.

[catcul]

"Enjoy your breasts."

I swear I wasn't the one who posted this story on NAW.

[catcul]

Too bad they weren't Schweddy Balls

or chocolate salty balls?

[Mr Hero]

"How many balls am I holding?"

Too bad they weren't Schweddy Balls

[TheSHAD0W]

"How many balls am I holding?"

"The customer wants to buy this ball sack! Let's see, one, two, three..."

[Lace Neil Singer]

Not very charitable manager...

[catcul]

"How many balls am I holding?"

[eltf177]

https://notalwaysright.com/racists-popping-dozen/61830

I know this has been asked before, but why are people this brain-dead allowed to live and breed, much less allowed out in public to annoy the rest of the world?

[catcul]

SC: You people are too slow. Do you know how long I was on hold?
OP: 26 seconds.
SC: You people are too fast.

There's no pleasing some people.

[Lace Neil Singer]

https://notalwaysworking.com/just-avoid-red-ones/44695

M&Ms are always helpful on such an occasion!

[eltf177]

https://notalwaysworking.com/just-isnt-coworking/48462

New coworker is a control freak and boss is a moron...

[greek_jester]

https://notalwaysright.com/dont-have-a-cow-man/8589

Crazy vegan customer.

A co-worker's fiancee is vegan. He's actually afraid to tell people because of twits like that.