NotAlwaysRight Stories

[Mr Hero]

"How many balls am I holding?"

Too bad they weren't Schweddy Balls

[TheSHAD0W]

"How many balls am I holding?"

"The customer wants to buy this ball sack! Let's see, one, two, three..."

[Lace Neil Singer]

Not very charitable manager...

[catcul]

"How many balls am I holding?"

[eltf177]

https://notalwaysright.com/racists-popping-dozen/61830

I know this has been asked before, but why are people this brain-dead allowed to live and breed, much less allowed out in public to annoy the rest of the world?

[catcul]

SC: You people are too slow. Do you know how long I was on hold?
OP: 26 seconds.
SC: You people are too fast.

There's no pleasing some people.

[Lace Neil Singer]

https://notalwaysworking.com/just-avoid-red-ones/44695

M&Ms are always helpful on such an occasion!

[eltf177]

https://notalwaysworking.com/just-isnt-coworking/48462

New coworker is a control freak and boss is a moron...

[greek_jester]

https://notalwaysright.com/dont-have-a-cow-man/8589

Crazy vegan customer.

A co-worker's fiancee is vegan. He's actually afraid to tell people because of twits like that.

[Lace Neil Singer]

https://notalwaysworking.com/tried-change-outcome/48315

Customer tries to do the right thing and is accused of being a thief!

You KNOW that when the till was found short manager threw cashier under the bus...

I had that happen to me as a customer. Cashier gave me change for a twenty instead of a fiver, I went back to attempt to rectify the error and the cashier just snarled at me, "Can't you read the sign?" The sign said "Mistakes can't be fixed afterwards" or something like that. I just walked out, figuring that if he was going to be like that, he could just enjoy having to explain later why his till was short.

https://notalwaysright.com/dont-have-a-cow-man/8589

Crazy vegan customer.

[eltf177]

https://notalwaysright.com/customers-just-much/61159

This one broke my brain...

[eltf177]

https://notalwaysworking.com/tried-change-outcome/48315

Customer tries to do the right thing and is accused of being a thief!

You KNOW that when the till was found short manager threw cashier under the bus...

[catcul]

This story is the perfect example of how not to settle a dispute with a neighbor.

The client altered the OP'S design to flood his neighbor's basement and used the neighbor's wood to do it.

He couldn't be more disrespectful if he punched the neighbor in the face. Oh wait, he did that, too.

[Mr Hero]

This person is pronouncing a key word wrong and has no clue.

https://notalwaysright.com/couldnt-f...r-wanted/61121

She really committed a fox paws there.

[notalwaysright]

This person is pronouncing a key word wrong and has no clue.

https://notalwaysright.com/couldnt-f...r-wanted/61121