Dear....

[Shangri-laschild]

Dear C,

Amused though I am being invited to the party in Leeds (what with me living in the US), I'm just a bit confused seeing as how you live less than ten minutes away from me.


Dear Mom,

Thank you so much for lending me that cot with the air mattress. That was some amazing sleep. Trying to sleep on that couch was killing my hips.

[Misanthropical]

Dear Pro,

~You are too funny. I did make the joke that I hurt myself kicking people in the head for asking me stupid questions, to a friend who knows I have a weird sense of humor.


Dear BossMan,

~I realized I looked fine last night and was joking around like normal, but only because if I'm in pain I try not to show it. It comes from hiding pain, so my children don't freak, not because I'm not in pain.

~Yes, I was really nauseated too and didn't know if it would get worse, so I really did have to leave. I wasn't trying to play hooky.

~I went to work thinking I could tough it out, but things didn't work that way.

~I do have to thank you for letting me leave without a problem, but I was worried that you would think I was just cutting out on you. I really did go straight to the doctor. I have the note in my purse to give you tonight.

~Also, thank you for giving me the extra hours, knowing I really needed them right now.


Dear Doctor,

~I was a bit shocked that you remembered me, when you see so many people a day. I have only seen you once before and you fixed me right up then, too.

~So, thank you for helping me out last night and answering my stupid questions.


Dear nausea,

~GO AWAY! I MEAN IT!


Dear Husband,

~I have to thank you too, for telling them how much pain I was in, since I have a tendency to down play it.

~Also, thank you for not leaving the room till you were sure the doctor was going to help me out and not upset me, like the specialist did.

~I did joke that you should find the warranty on me and trade me in.


Dear Little Guy,

~Stop spreading my books around and making a mess trying to find one to read. When you find one to read, put the others back.

~If I trip over the books again on my way to bed, I will wake your behind up to put them back.

~Yes, I was joking when I told you the doctor said I wasn't feeling well because I don't get enough kisses and hugs.


Dear Daughter,

~We got you a cell phone for a reason and it wasn't so you could text everyone in the free world.

It's so you can check in if your going to be late. You know the rule. If I have to worry and you are not hurt, you will be grounded. That has always been the rule and I'm not a big meanie face for grounding you for not checking in.


Dear Big Guy,

~When I came in and joked "Who missed the mommy?" I did hear you whisper that you did. You are so sweet, even if I wasn't suppose to hear it.

[Trayol]

Dear Body,

Why do you hate me? Did we not deal with the "wandering migraine" for three days last week. And now here you are, being nauseus. Why is this nausea giving me a headache? WHY?!?!? And you know I can't get off from work. You Suck.

Queasily, Trayol

[SengaKitty]

Dear SO,
I love you dearly, but if you don't start sticking up for me wen our roommates decide to attack me, wen we're bot supposed to be pissed at tem, i'm going to walk out. I cannot take any more of being te "bad guy" I just can't. I've got enoug on my plate as is, I wis you all would just STOP adding more already. Seriously, I can't take it anymore. Period. And sould I try to say tis to you, you simply say you are sticking up for me, wen you were joining in teir attacks. I'm DONE. Eiter back me up for once wen you say you will, or leave me te fuck alone.

Pained
Me

[AdminAssistant]

Dear Opera People,

You fucking suck. Production takes preference over classwork, fine, I get it. But if having that room was so fucking important then why the fuck did you not RESERVE it through the office. And when I pointed out that simple fact to you, I did not 'yell'. I was forceful with tones of anger. You don't appreciate being 'yelled' at? Well, I don't appreciate being booted out of the rehearsal room I SIGNED UP FOR IN ADVANCE just because the pweshus soprano needs to warm up. It's 15 minutes to curtain sweetcheeks, you should of warmed up a LONG time ago. If another room hadn't been available, then, I would have yelled.

Honestly, I realize that we were two stressed out people in a shitty situation, BUT that does not excuse the lack of preparation.

I really hope this doesn't come back to bite me in the ass.

~ The overworked graduate director....

[Misanthropical]

Dear RedHeadPhoneGirl SO,

A real man sticks up for his girl, so grow up, put on the big boy pants and start acting like a real man or I will take the flame thrower to your ass, kthnxbye.


Dear TV stations,

Stop with the annoying pop ups! I will not watch any show that is advertised by being a pop up on the show I'm trying to watch.

I hope you all get a shit load of pop ups on your computers that won't stop.

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Mis,

I really admire you.

Please give updates on how your little guy's teacher reacts the first time you sign his homework instead of your husband.


IDaR

[iradney]

Dear Mis

Would you like me to visit the teacher and beat him with my Shoe of Clues?

Love
Rads

[SengaKitty]

Dear Mis,

Thanks, he did end up sticking up for me, and the roommates started acting sweet again.... I think they realize I'm about ready to go off on all of them, cause I simply cannot take much more stress.... Surprised I'm not bald, or balding, yet with all the shedding and hair pulling i've been doing! But thanks for sticking up for me


Dear work,
Thanks for all the hours, but for the love of DEITY understand that while, yes, I said I'd take L's shifts for tuesday, thursday, and friday, I didn't realize that I would end up having to work tuesday all the way through til NEXT tuesday! And it would have been LAST wednesday all the way up til NEXT tuesday had I had gas on Monday!
Yes, I'll be at work tonight, but know I'm not happy about it. I'm tired, and I'm only doing it for the overtime *sigh*

[draftermatt]

Dear DC,

I'm trying to draw your job, it's really the only thing I wanted to do today because I don't want to get into yet another project and have to stop to go back to yours.

Please send me the information I need, and do it quickly. I'm starting to feel bad for not working all day. Not really, but there is a part of me. Especially when I came in prepared to work.

[Misanthropical]

Dear idrinkarum,

The little guy said she didn't do or say anything when she saw that I was the one who signed it.


Dear Rads,

Thank you for the offer, but I think she realized trying to get between me and the little guy was a bad idea.


Dear RedHeadPhoneGirl,

You're welcome. If he needs another beating letting me know.


Dear body,

What the heck was up with falling out of bed last night? I can't bend one of my toes now and my arm and head hurt from hitting the night stand.

Don't do that again. It was embarrassing to have my husband help me back into bed.


Dear BossMan,

Earlier this week you said it wouldn't be a problem for me to come in later when my little guy gets out of school early.

So, what was up last night when you acted like I punched your mother in the face when I asked you about it?

Now, I have to talk to you about when he gets out early and how I'm going to make up the time I missed?

What the hell?


Dear StinkyCow,

HAHAHA! You got moved to the very back of the call floor and have to sit at a tiny desk, instead of the big one you had.

You know why that happened? The people sitting near you complained about having to smell you. GET A CLUE!

I should tell those ladies you sit next to now that you referred to sitting next to them as "ghetto" I'm sure those Black Ladies would rip you into pieces, which I would pay good money to see.

[AdminAssistant]

Dear Opera SM,

Yes, I got your name to apologize. Perhaps I should've let it slide, but I did snap at you, and I am sorry. I've been there, I hope you accept my apology and we all move on with our lives.

Dear Opera Diva,

You, however, can die in a fire. Sincerely. You sing, that's all. And not particularly well. That does not entitle you to barging around acting like Miss Thang. The world owes you nothing.

Dear Office Lady,

You are awesome. Thanks for backing me up on this and giving me the SM's name so I could apologize for being a cranky bitch.

Dear Boything,

We're both ridiculously busy, I know. You work long hours, I know. But my neck is a stack of knots and I need some cuddles. So...please have some time this weekend. I need to get away from school shtuff for a while.

[Evil Queen]

Dear self,

I'm happy my doctor's appointment went well and there were no problems!

Love,
-Myself


Dear Macon County Health Department in North Carolina,

Thanks to you and your need to give me a scare about cervical cancer, I will NEVER USE YOUR FUCKING SERVICES AGAIN! You can freaking ROT you STUPID agency! You ALL SUCK mold!

Still pissed at you,
-The EVIL Queen

[RetailWorkhorse]

Dear self,

I'm happy my doctor's appointment went well and there were no problems!

Love,
-Myself


Dear Macon County Health Department in North Carolina,

Thanks to you and your need to give me a scare about cervical cancer, I will NEVER USE YOUR FUCKING SERVICES AGAIN! You can freaking ROT you STUPID agency! You ALL SUCK mold!

Still pissed at you,
-The EVIL Queen

Dear EQ,

Glad everything's okay.

-Daz Mel

[Shangri-laschild]

Dear Jenna,

Thank you for being calm about your vet appointment. You're not going to like what the result is though. I'm sorry, but no playing in the yard for a bit. You need to let your knee heal so it doesn't fully rupture. Leash only for now. I'm sorry you and Mara won't be able to play in the yard right now but you'll like the results.

The one who takes care of you