Dear....

[the_std]

Dear BE,

Agreed, only if it's a select few boys. And only if they're really big rocks.

Also hugs,
Me

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear be and the_std,

I volunteer Mr. Rum for your target practice.


Rummy

[Jack T. Chance]

Dear Boys;

Girls suck, too! Are we gonna take this crap?

HELL NO!!!

Let's get out our catapults and launch EVEN BIGGER rocks back at 'em!

Who's with me?

--Jack

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Dear H;



Just thought you should know.

--Dan

[dalesys]

Dear be, the_std & idrinkarum:

There you go, picking on a minority again!

I've always figured the ultimate insults can be condensed to two words:

MEN! WOMEN!

AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear the std,

There are only a few that I have in mind, anyway.

-be

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Dear boys,

You don't all suck. I'm just aggravated with a specific few.

-be

[SorryIsGoodEnough]

Dear boys,

be is wrong. You all suck. And until you stop, I'm not going to start. Suffer for the injustices.

Love,
SIGE.

[KiaKat]

Dear booze,

You are yummy. And you make me feel floaty and good. Thank you.

--The One Who Drank You

Dear Family,

You rock. That is all.

Love,
--Kia

Dear Other Half,

Why are you not here so I can take advantage of you?

Oh, right. Because you had work to do, and couldn't come to the family thing this weekend.

Darn,
--Me.

[RootedPhoenix]

Dear iMac of mine,

You are awesome. Please stop having that purple line in your display, and just go back to being your awesome, working, NORMAL self.

I can't pay to fix you, and I need you to work correctly. PLEASE.

--RP

[SorryIsGoodEnough]

Dear Microsoft Excel 2007,

You're boring. If I don't get the extra credit on that workbook, I'm gonna punch my monitor and it'll be all your fault.

Sincerely,
Me.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Sorry,

I like Excel 2007...well, once I figured out where everything moved to.

Though, I don't tend to use it for its entertainment value...

-be

[monolayth]

Dear E

Are you kidding me? Seriously you requested to be my friend on face book? You have got to be smoking crack. No really. You must be stoned out of your mind. Woo I would never in a million years invite you or any branch in your sick family tree back into my life. HA!

laughing and denying,
J

[monolayth]

Dear harpies on the baby site,

No really I am not a crazy person who makes up stories and posts with multiple accounts. Just because I had 3-4 thing simmular to the crazy ladies stories does not mean I am her! No seriously. I really am me and hate people who do thoes things with a passion. Its the type of crap my brother would pull. I am sorry I did not know she was crazy and wrote one line in agreement. I am sorry I am new. But you dont have to worry about me anymopre cuz I left your snake pit.

I weep for your children.

Monolayth

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Mono,

Well, now you've got me curious...

-be

PS never mind, just saw your thread...

[the_std]

Dear Moldy Pasta,

Why did I only notice your discolouration after I'd eaten most of the container?

And... Why did you taste even better than you usually do?

Creeped out,
Me

[fireheart]

Dear gutter mind,

When my politics tutor is referring to "swinging" he means people who can't choose between one party or another and go between both. He does not mean that the voters are having an orgy while deciding who to vote for. So please get OUT of my political tutes and my French class and settle yourself for work and home.

Love,
Me.

Dear bladder,

Why oh why did you start giving me UTI symptoms and then disappear? Why? Is it stress or the spicy Grain Waves I had today to graze on?

Love,
Me.

Dear lovely baby coworkers,

Yes, I agreed to cover your shifts. That does not mean that you should be thanking me every single shift. Really, it's fine. Yes, I'm aware that there was a mixup, I'm ok with that. Seriously. But thank you for the chocolate I shall love it and pet it and call it George (points if you get the reference)

Love,
Your slightly older coworker.